I've been with the same broad since 2005. She had me at playing rugby and being able to beat the shit out of a grown man (when she was 17 - and she's only 5'4"). There's some story I heard from when she was in high school about how a group of senior boys were hassling her younger brother and she just approached them and they ran away. She hates it if I tell anyone these stories because she doesn't want them to think she's butch.
"message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ?
- SlayerX888