adjl posted...
How to drink safely at a college party:
Step 1: Identify all rapists present
You're gonna need to break that bit down a little. I'm a fan of avoiding rapists, but it's hard to tell the difference given how similar their fashion is to ours.
One day dude, I'm just gonna get off the bus, and I'm gonna run in the woods and never come back, and when I come back I'm gonna be the knife master!
-The Rev