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PSA: Do not run over babies with your lawnmower.
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» PSA: Do not run over babies with your lawnmower.
Seriously.
John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
Don't tell me how to live my life on my own property you fascist!
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~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
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John Deere? I remember the manual for our old Deere had no running over babies, featuring a severed leg, pictograms for both forward and reverse.
?huh?........ it's just a box.
No liberal keychain is gonna tell me how to live my life
If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood
Your honor, it was self defense. The baby was coming at me.
Rudy sucks
^ But did you announce that before running it over?
Montreal Expos (1969-2004)
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ultra magnus13 posted...
Kubota.
John Deere?
Kubota.
John Mellencamp said it best "Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone."
Blaqthourne posted...
Castle Doctrine. I issued a clear verbal order to vacate my property.
The baby declined. The choice was theirs.
^ But did you announce that before running it over?
Castle Doctrine. I issued a clear verbal order to vacate my property.
The baby declined. The choice was theirs.
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Humanity needs more common sense.
"In the name of the future moon I shall punish you"-Chibi Moon
It's funny that they put these here because there's no reason not to, in the 0.01% case that some idiot judge finds the lawnmower manufacturer guilty of not warning someone to not run over their baby.
I hold Petsmart in contempt of not telling me to not run over my pet dog with a lawnmower.
I hold Petsmart in contempt of not telling me to not run over my pet dog with a lawnmower.
Yellow posted...
Any time you see a ridiculously obvious warning label (like "this bag is not a toy" or "do not eat") it's just cheaper to put the idiot warning on the thing than it is to settle frivolous lawsuits.
This is the world we live in.
It's funny that they put these here because there's no reason not to, in the 0.01% case that some idiot judge finds the lawnmower manufacturer guilty of not warning someone to not run over their baby.
I hold Petsmart in contempt of not telling me to not run over my pet dog with a lawnmower.
Any time you see a ridiculously obvious warning label (like "this bag is not a toy" or "do not eat") it's just cheaper to put the idiot warning on the thing than it is to settle frivolous lawsuits.
This is the world we live in.
The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins.
~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
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» PSA: Do not run over babies with your lawnmower.