Why was the cheetah not invited to the poker game?

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Poll of the Day » Why was the cheetah not invited to the poker game?
He puma pants.
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Cause he was openly a cheetah
More malicious than mischievous
Because the cheetah had a spotty look at life. Bury me now.
because it can't play poker
Because seven eight nine.
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum,
Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Because holding playing cards typically requires opposable thumbs.
because he was a cheetah!
Because the cheetahs name was Friday
on your left...
Because nobody trusts you at playing cards TC.
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Smiffwilm posted...
Because nobody trusts you at playing cards TC.

It's because I'm lion isn't it?
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Oh, I thought you were going to say that the cheetah was going to kidnap you to take you to some faraway place every time you look at a Cheeto you take from a bag that someone will inevitably bring to the card game, and then show you precisely why your Cheeto looks precisely like some animal native to that faraway place.
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The Organization's Savage Nymph.
The real reason was he wasn't old enough to gamble. Cheetahs only live for 10-12 years. In fact, he wasn't even allowed in the casino!!
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Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
These jokes are dangerously cheesy.
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aHappySacka posted...
Smiffwilm posted...
Because nobody trusts you at playing cards TC.

It's because I'm lion isn't it?

Purrhaps.
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#2 was better because it Mead sense.
"Her name is fitting."
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