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Sarcasthma
10/14/2020
06:53 PM
#1
What song do you have them play during your dance?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Cacciato
10/14/2020
06:54 PM
#2
Ave Maria

or maybe O, Fortuna
FrozenBananas
10/14/2020
06:55 PM
#3
Who let the dogs out!
Bra-****ing-vo
Mead
10/14/2020
06:55 PM
#4
I dont need music
The Betrayer
Sensual_T_Rex
10/14/2020
06:55 PM
#5
https://youtu.be/XZvWvfCSZ8M

Or maybe this.

https://youtu.be/Ml4wAnvfM4M
Son this might be the head wound talking but purple submarine light bulb.
Sarcasthma
10/14/2020
06:58 PM
#6
Cacciato posted...
Ave Maria

or maybe O, Fortuna
Gonna give the audience real sophisticated boners, I see.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
SilentSeph
10/14/2020
07:01 PM
#7
Original Pokmon theme song
Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious.
Clench281
10/14/2020
07:02 PM
#8
macho man
Take me for what I am -- who I was meant to be.
And if you give a damn, take me baby, or leave me.
Sarcasthma
10/14/2020
07:05 PM
#9
Mead posted...
I dont need music
Im imagining youll request for the audience to remain completely silent, too.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
PMarth2002
10/14/2020
07:14 PM
#10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uqbJE5nnt8
You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Mead
10/14/2020
07:27 PM
#11
Sarcasthma posted...
Im imagining youll request for the audience to remain completely silent, too.

gotta be able to focus
The Betrayer
Metalsonic66
10/14/2020
07:34 PM
#12
Cherry Pie or Pour Some Sugar on Me
PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69
Big bombs go kabang.
CaptainObvius
10/14/2020
07:35 PM
#13
The benny hill music.
"Squeak"- Death of Rats, Discworld.
dedbus
10/14/2020
07:41 PM
#14
Dead or alive - you spin me round
Garlands_Soul
10/14/2020
09:18 PM
#15
dedbus posted...
Dead or alive - you spin me round
This or any other track off of Youthquake
"I, Garland, will knock you all down!"
Kyuubi4269
10/14/2020
09:37 PM
#16
I DRIVE A MOTHERFUCKING ARMY TANK

vroom vroom
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wolfy42
10/14/2020
10:12 PM
#17
Twilight Zone by Golden Earring.
Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing."
LaggnFragnLarry
10/14/2020
10:29 PM
#18
i sang caribbean queen by billy ocean for karaoke tonight so ill go with that
WhiskeyDisk
10/14/2020
10:40 PM
#19
FrozenBananas posted...
Who let the dogs out!


People grossly fail to understand what that song is actually about.

Its literally asking who let the ugly bitches in the club.

as to my song?

gonna fuck with the DJ and make him play Big Balls by AC/DC. second lap is going to be Ace of Spades by Motorhead.
The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins.
~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
Metalsonic66
10/14/2020
11:19 PM
#20
WhiskeyDisk posted...
People grossly fail to understand what that song is actually about.

Its literally asking who let the ugly bitches in the club.
Yeah but it's upbeat and catchy. It gets the people goin'
PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69
Big bombs go kabang.
WhiskeyDisk
10/14/2020
11:31 PM
#21
Metalsonic66 posted...
Yeah but it's upbeat and catchy. It gets the people goin'


so are "Semi-charmed kinda life" and "Pumped up kicks". doesn't make them happy songs.
The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins.
~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
Ogurisama
10/14/2020
11:34 PM
#22
Simpsons theme
http://cdn-android.apptap.com/img/870/mobi.colortrilogy.bitlink/267135850.png
https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/5/uv4r7nGyrE6ylt2lHGWpiQ2.gif
Metalsonic66
10/15/2020
12:04 AM
#23
WhiskeyDisk posted...
so are "Semi-charmed kinda life" and "Pumped up kicks". doesn't make them happy songs.
I think I've seen a stripper dance to Pumped Up Kicks actually
PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69
Big bombs go kabang.
TamiaSympa
10/15/2020
12:06 AM
#24
Nella Fantasia played in Endless Ocean : Blue World

https://youtu.be/tJ5J-g2dpVE
Fan of the Quantic Dream, Blizzard and Square Enix franchises.
wwinterj25
10/15/2020
12:13 AM
#25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh4SvxaPuEQ

Bonus: This film was actually filmed in my city too.
One who knows nothing can understand nothing.
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zebatov
10/15/2020
12:14 AM
#26
My shift is typically on gyno row and we dont get to choose.
C was right.
WhiskeyDisk
10/15/2020
12:17 AM
#27
Metalsonic66 posted...
I think I've seen a stripper dance to Pumped Up Kicks actually

chances are that "wantstitute" is either a psycho, or has no clue what the song is about then.
The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins.
~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
Metalsonic66
10/15/2020
12:19 AM
#28
WhiskeyDisk posted...
chances are that "wantstitute" is either a psycho, or has no clue what the song is about then.
I don't think the dancers usually choose their music. So the DJ would probably be the psycho in this case.
PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69
Big bombs go kabang.
WhiskeyDisk
10/15/2020
12:22 AM
#29
Metalsonic66 posted...
I don't think the dancers usually choose their music. So the DJ would probably be the psycho in this case.

just sayin. the goth stripper i was friends with for years that had fangs, a fishnet body suit, and would occasionally light herself on fire as she came out always came out to "Du Hast Mich", "Firestarter", or "Mother" called her shots. The good ones can and do.
The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins.
~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
Metalsonic66
10/15/2020
12:24 AM
#30
That might vary from place to place
PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69
Big bombs go kabang.
WhiskeyDisk
10/15/2020
12:26 AM
#31
perhaps, but both clubs she worked did what she asked.
The SBA has closed for business, we thank you for your patronage Assassins.
~there's always free cheese in a mousetrap.
JixHedgehog
10/15/2020
01:42 AM
#32
The Art Gallery music from Streets of Rage 4
Not changing my sig until Nintendo announces the Switch XL 1/12/2017
DocDelicious
10/15/2020
07:43 AM
#33
https://youtu.be/7inlPoDzn3Q
o7
Let strength be granted so the world might be mended.
BlazeAndBlade
10/15/2020
08:56 AM
#34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YBynHVPYMo
Having a goal is good, but don't let your goal depress you. Goals are meant to inspire.
Far-Queue
10/15/2020
10:04 AM
#35
https://youtu.be/YDgTRY9vGCM
https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2
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SunWuKung420
10/15/2020
02:42 PM
#36
https://youtu.be/egMWlD3fLJ8
Society is built on a mass hallucination.
Fierce_Deity_08
10/15/2020
03:17 PM
#37
Move Away by Culture Club.
I also hope that no people with guns come in because that might mean Im in a Grand Theft Auto game.
Official Fierce Deity in my own mind.
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