Add a minor inconvenience to the above poster's life

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SilentSeph
04/06/2021
01:51 PM
#1
Come on, do your mildest
Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious.
Clench281
04/06/2021
02:06 PM
#2
Any time you try to plug an asymmetric thing in, it will be the wrong orientation; you flip it 180 degrees, and it's still wrong; flip it 180 degrees one last time and it finally fits.
Take me for what I am -- who I was meant to be.
And if you give a damn, take me baby, or leave me.
OhhhJa
04/06/2021
02:22 PM
#3
You get fired from your job and your SO leaves you and then you develop a crippling vodka addiction
MeteoricBurst
04/06/2021
02:25 PM
#4
For shamelessly dissing ketchup you now have to eat some every single day for the rest of your life.
"I had no choice but to choose the DLC." - Junichi Masuda
Dmess85
04/06/2021
02:25 PM
#5
you live in a 4 story building, but your washer and dryer are on the ground floor, so you have to go all they way down stairs to change loads.
Previewing your message before you post is for suckers.
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hypnox
04/06/2021
03:03 PM
#6
Your oven racks will randomly vanish every 5-9 days
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ajm6lGqf1qekkfi.gif
Ogurisama
04/06/2021
03:04 PM
#7
Whenever you start to hypnox your mom walks in
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Mead
04/06/2021
03:05 PM
#8
You develop a soy allergy
YOU control the numbers of leches. -Sal Vulcano
EclairReturns
04/06/2021
03:07 PM
#9
All of the Canadian dollars that he has on hand are converted to American dollars.
Number XII: Larxene.
The Organization's Savage Nymph.
Greenfox111
04/06/2021
03:08 PM
#10
You will step on a lego in bare feet exactly four times a week
Don't ask.
SilentSeph
04/06/2021
03:09 PM
#11
Every red light you get to will stay red for an additional 6 seconds
Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious.
Ogurisama
04/06/2021
03:10 PM
#12
All the food you eat from now on is over cooked
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Dikitain
04/06/2021
03:30 PM
#13
You are required to let out an audible fart every 15 minutes or have stomach cramps.
After 16 years, I have decided my signature will NOT be about my job! But I still don't know what to put here so...yea...
ArvTheGreat
04/06/2021
03:33 PM
#14
Have a semi nice day
Things are about to get arvified
Muscles
04/06/2021
03:37 PM
#15
He must only speak in the 1st person
Muscles
Chicago Bears | Chicago Blackhawks | Chicago Bulls | Chicago Cubs | NIU Huskies
faramir77
04/06/2021
04:15 PM
#16
Every time you go pee, the pee will shoot off to the side and spray on the floor or on your pants. If you try peeing sitting down to prevent this, it'll instead dribble and uncomfortably soak your balls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCtAUrZbUk
-- Defeating the Running Man of Ocarina of Time in a race since 01/17/2009. --
JigsawTDC
04/06/2021
04:19 PM
#17
Everytime you use a battery-powered device the battery immediately loses half of its charge permanently and can only charge to a 50% limit for as long as it's in your possession. This only happens to devices in situations where it can inconvenience you and there's no way you can use this ability to your advantage.
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PMarth2002
04/06/2021
04:26 PM
#19
You'll forget to grab one item (phone, keys, or whatever) every time you leave the house.
You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Greenfox111
04/06/2021
04:32 PM
#20
Dikitain posted...
You are required to let out an audible fart every 15 minutes or have stomach cramps.

PMarth2002 posted...
You'll forget to grab one item (phone, keys, or whatever) every time you leave the house.

JigsawTDC posted...
Everytime you use a battery-powered device the battery immediately loses half of its charge permanently and can only charge to a 50% limit for as long as it's in your possession. This only happens to devices in situations where it can inconvenience you and there's no way you can use this ability to your advantage.
these are all honestly so fucked
Don't ask.
SilentSeph
04/08/2021
11:32 PM
#21
Whenever you turn your TV off and on again, the volume resets to zero, and you have to raise the volume each time
Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious.
Mead
04/08/2021
11:34 PM
#22
Any food you purchase goes bad twice as quickly as it should, regardless of how it is prepared or stored.
YOU control the numbers of leches. -Sal Vulcano
Sarcasthma
04/09/2021
05:22 AM
#23
I love you.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Far-Queue
04/09/2021
05:52 AM
#24
You experience extemely malodorous bowel movements and flatulence, enough to induce a fat reflex in the hardiest of fart connoisseurs, and there is no medicine that can ease your stinky burden.
https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2
"I'm a pathetic Simp and am proud to be exploited" - Lord_Shadow
Sarcasthma
04/09/2021
06:06 AM
#25
Far-Queue posted...
You experience extemely malodorous bowel movements and flatulence, enough to induce a fat reflex in the hardiest of fart connoisseurs, and there is no medicine that can ease your stinky burden.
Our Dutch oven sessions are about to get a whole lot messier.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Far-Queue
04/09/2021
06:37 AM
#26
"fat reflex" lmao fucking autocorrect
https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2
"I'm a pathetic Simp and am proud to be exploited" - Lord_Shadow
SilentSeph
04/09/2021
07:12 AM
#27
Far-Queue posted...
fucking autocorrect
Sounds like you were minorly inconvenienced!
Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious.
hockey7318
04/09/2021
07:19 AM
#28
Every time you want to watch something on a streaming app you have to put your login information. All devices will log you out when you finish using them.
adjl
04/09/2021
01:26 PM
#29
Every time you untie your shoes (or any other bow knot), one of the loops will get caught in the other and you'll have to untangle it in order to remove them.
This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts.
Ogurisama
04/09/2021
01:29 PM
#30
Every time youre at the grocery store, you get stuck behind an old man seeking attention at the check out.
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JOExHIGASHI
04/09/2021
01:38 PM
#31
You will wake 15 minutes before your alarm for the rest of your life
Next Xbox will be named Xbox1 2
KJ StErOiDs
04/09/2021
01:52 PM
#32
You now need two fingers to swipe a touch screen.
A plethora of DKC-related fanart to numb your mind:
http://kjsteroids.deviantart.com
Far-Queue
04/09/2021
01:56 PM
#33
Every time you put a device away or step away from your computer you are automatically logged out of everything and need to log back in with Captcha.

Every. Time.
https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2
"I'm a pathetic Simp and am proud to be exploited" - Lord_Shadow
Ogurisama
04/09/2021
02:01 PM
#34
JOExHIGASHI posted...
You will wake 15 minutes before your alarm for the rest of your life
That happens already....

At 3am every morning, you'll need to take a shit
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CarefreeDude
04/12/2021
01:47 AM
#36
Ogurisama posted...
That happens already....

At 3am every morning, you'll need to take a shit

You occasionally get a minor itch and when you go to scratch it, it goes somewhere else.
Switch Code: SW-5421-8761-9807 IGN: Chris
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Smarkil
04/12/2021
11:29 AM
#37
Your left eyelid twitches for randomly throughout the day for minutes at a time every day for the rest of your life.
I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
EDF-5
04/12/2021
11:31 AM
#38
You always run out of salsa and have to switch to thousand island dressing for your last 7 chips.
SilentSeph
04/12/2021
01:30 PM
#39
Every sock you put on gets a half-inch hole right around your heel
Delicious and vicious, while maliciously nutritious.
Bugmeat
04/12/2021
05:44 PM
#40
Whenever barefoot or wearing open toed shoes you will frequently stub your toe.

"DO NOT INTIMIDATE ROBO-DUDE."
Mead
04/12/2021
05:47 PM
#41
the accumulation and pungency of smegma increases by 25%
YOU control the numbers of leches. -Sal Vulcano
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