Active shooter five minute walk from my house

apparently he'd been squatting in his dead mother's house, stock piling weapons and gasoline. Police went to evict him today and he shot one. Swat teams and fbi have had his house surrounded for hours

I just want to go to aldi and get some chicken, they need to figure it out already

Sounds like a well regulated militia

/s because I know someone is going to think I'm serious

they should make shooting people illegal so criminals stop doing it

Similar thing happened near us, but the guy lit himself and the home/barn on fire. Bold choice that didn't go great because the fire department was too worried about the gun shots to be able to actually try to put the fire out.