Daily Simpsons Quote Topic

Janey : Will my dog Pepper be there?
Ms. Albright : I'm sorry, but the answer is no.
Janey : Why not?
Ms. Albright : Because Heaven is for people.
Lisa : What about my cat, Snowball?
Ms. Albright : I'm sorry, but the answer is no!
Millhouse : Will there be cavemen in heaven?
Ms. Albright : Certainly not!
Bart : Uh, ma'am. What if you're a really, really good person and you've been in a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated? Will it be waiting for you in Heaven?
Ms. Albright : For the last time, Bart, yes!