Daily Simpsons Quote Topic

Poll of the Day

Bart: She likes mine better.
Lisa: Oh yeah? Then how come she's not wearing any of your perfume?
Bart: Oh yeah, Hey mom? Why aren't you wearing any of the perfume?
Marge: Erm, I was saving it... for a special occasion.
Bart: What the hell are you talkin' about? There's gallons of it!
Homer: Bart!
Marge: Well, this day is already so special, that if we made it any more special, we might end up making it less special.
Bart: Ahh, gotcha. Told you she likes mine better.
Lisa: Oh, brother.
Homer: Hold on, hold on now. Your mother hasn't opened my present yet.
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