These days, about the only candidate I'm willing to vote for is this one:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu_for_President
Though if I had to pick a party from the list, Bull Moose is about the only one I can stand.
I might be willing to go with the Whigs (because the best US President ever was a member of that party), but there are still lunatic fringe offshoots of it still floating around in the US (and there's a revival party in the UK that started over the last decade or so), so I can't side with them because they technically still exist.
"Wall of Text'D!"
--- oldskoolplayr76
"POwned again."
--- blight family