My thumb hurts from Crash Bandicoot 1 time trials

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i think i played like 12 hours between Saturday night and last night lol

only 6 more relics to go
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That series is pure evil
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The High Road gold relic gave me diarrhea
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keyblader1985 posted...
That series is pure evil
Crash 4 is straight up sadistic. 2-3 are really easy to platinum. 1 is also a real bitch but not as hard as 4.
SilentSeph posted...
The High Road gold relic gave me diarrhea
the high road and slippery climb are two of the 6 remaining
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Slippery Climb is a pain but I remember its relic time being quite generous (in Crash 1 standards) and pretty much the run where I survived until the end is the one I got the gold relic

The High Road is completely miserable. I stayed up for hours raging at that one and my eyes were bloodshot red the next day. I have to keep asking myself why I love this series so much lol
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@SilentSeph
i have one relic remaining and its high road, this level is absolute dog shit and whoever is responsible for the hit detection in this game should be forced to sleep on a bed made of lego for the rest of their lives.

what the fuck? They expect me to use this fucking rope to move quicker but i slip off of it 90% of the time. this is legitimately the worst thing ive ever experienced in a video game.
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
i think i played like 12 hours between Saturday night and last night lol

only 6 more relics to go
Which version you playing
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
@SilentSeph
i have one relic remaining and its high road, this level is absolute dog shit and whoever is responsible for the hit detection in this game should be forced to sleep on a bed made of lego for the rest of their lives.

what the fuck? They expect me to use this fucking rope to move quicker but i slip off of it 90% of the time. this is legitimately the worst thing ive ever experienced in a video game.
Whoever made this level needs to get trampled by those dumbass hogs. It took me longer to get the gold relic here than many of the platinum relics in Crash 4. The ropes are awful and have like a triangle hitbox or whatever, I honestly gave up on them and eventually got the relic without using them much. Maybe once or twice in my victory run. This level gives me ptsd so I try not to remember it much. Good luck though!
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im gonna eat so much bacon when i finally finish this. Fuck these hogs
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EvilResident posted...
Which version you playing
N Sane Trilogy

trying to platinum the first game
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holy fuck i did it and got the platinum relic when i was going for gold. shaking rn

i died at minimum 1000 times attempting this
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Congrats man enjoy your several pounds of bacon and newfound bridge-induced trauma
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i just platinumed road to nowhere to assert my dominance
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I have 16/26 platinums and 10 gold now. im gettin good at this. i will still never 100% crash 4. You are a god @SilentSeph
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Nice! Are going for all platinum relics in Crash 1?

Crash 4 is truly the finger destroyer. The devs really hate their playerbase for adding triple spin instead of running shoes and requiring platinum relics instead of gold. I got the platinum trophies for 1-3 combined in half the time it took me for 4. Complete insanity
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I got 20/26 platinums i crash 1 and then got tired of it. going for the CTR platinum now lol
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I found CTR to be easier than Crash 1 but good luck with the Dragon Mines time trial
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SilentSeph posted...
I found CTR to be easier than Crash 1 but good luck with the Dragon Mines time trial
the worst part about this game is the load times
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okay yeah, dragon mines oxide trial is fucking horrible, possibly worse than the high road. i honestly dont know if i can do this
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The good thing is that it's a pretty short course. But that wooden spiral part is bullshit. And I always get screwed by the minecarts when I tried taking the shortcut
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dude i have no idea how to beat him. Ive actually got the spiral down to the point where i dont fuck it up most of the time, its the fucking mine carts that go across and the wooden beams before that boost pad. i fuck that boost pad up like 90% of the time which completely ruins the run. even the few times i dont fuck that part up, hes a good 5 seconds ahead of me. no idea why they made this one level so stupidly difficult because the rest of them are a very fun challenge.

people complain about sewer speedways but that one was relatively easy
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Those beams are trash. Wooden structures in Crash games is never a good time. But if you cleared all the others then you'll get this one eventually. It took me a few hours of baby raging before I cleared it

Sewer Speedway was a nightmare on release. The ramp leading to the shortcut was kinda bugged and would often not give you enough height to make it. After it was patched, it became very easy
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oh yeah, thats right. I played this game ver casually at launch and am only
jusy coming back to it. Makes sense that lists from 4 years ago have it as the hardest track. The ones with blue flames are so fucking easy to beat.

i have said some extremely unsavory things about the developers during this track
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
i have said some extremely unsavory things about the developers during this track
Good. Fuck 'em (and fuck Toys 4 Bob for Crash 4)
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got the CTR plat
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Nice! It was only a matter of time. And speaking of time, I think there's still another Crash platformer you've got left to platinum
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nah, im good. fuck that.
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That's what they all say ;) "all" as in me
j/k hang on to whatever is left of your sanity instead, the pain isn't worth it
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