I went to Costco to get a few things for dinner and food for the weekend. At checkout, they were running a donation drive and asked if I wanted to add any additional money to donate. I said not today, thanks.
I then went to get a couple bottles of wine from their liquor store. They asked the same question about donations. I said I already donated inside (as I had a cart full of food and stuff with me at liquor checkout).
The cashier now thinks I am a saintly person.
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