Arthur arrives at Buster's house and knocks on the door. Buster answers and is pleased to see his best friend.
Buster: Hey, Arthur. I was just about to make a baloney pizza. Want some?
Arthur: No thanks, Buster. I've actually got to talk to you about something.
Buster: Huh? What is it? Come inside.
Arthur steps in and sits down on the couch across from Buster.
Buster: So what's up? Is it about the new Bionic Bunny comic book? Because I saw a commercial and --
Arthur: Buster...
Buster sees that it's something serious. He sits down across from Arthur, who sighs.
Arthur: Remember last night after we finished playing Dark Bunny at my house? And your mom came to pick you up?
Buster: Yeah. What about it?
Arthur: Do you know why she was in my room with me for such a long time?
Buster: Yeah, she said she was getting my sleeping bag and toys. And since I'm so messy it took her a while to get it all together. And you were helping her. I can't argue that, I'm pretty messy.
Arthur: *sigh* Well, she wasn't packing your things. And I wasn't helping. We were doing...something else.
Buster: Something else?
Arthur: Well, at first we were packing up your things. She was across the room getting your Bionic Bunny comics. She was bending over getting them all together and I looked over and saw her...her...behind. And it made me feel things that I'd never felt before. Good things. Things I never felt around MY mom for sure. I don't know what it was.
Arthur looks at Buster, who is listening closely. He continues.
Arthur: Well, I ignored it. But then I saw her turn around and put the comics in your bag, and her top button on her shirt was open. I saw down into her shirt, and saw these two round things hanging from her chest. They were so...nice. I just loved staring at them, I couldn't stop. But then...
Buster: What?
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