adjl posted...
It's also not like the Bible is short on examples of the people around you acting as proxies for God ("I was hungry and you fed me" as the most recognizable one).
It's also not like the Bible is short on examples of God just randomly killing tons of people off just to prove a point.
God:
"Tell him to let your people go or I'll smite the shit out of them."
Moses:
"Let my people go."
Pharaoh:
"Okay."
Moses:
"He said okay."
God:
"Wait, what? Fuck that, I wanna smite some bitches. I've gotta send a
message
here, you know? Let everybody know God ain't nobody to fuck with. Okay... I guess I'll have to 'harden his heart' and make him change his mind so he literally can't let you go until I get my chance to show off these ten kick-ass plagues I've whipped up."
Moses:
"Wait, so you're magically making him say no? So it's like... you're technically responsible for literally all of the suffering that's going to happen because you gave him an ultimatum that you yourself are preventing him from accepting?"
God:
"Well, sure, it sounds bad when you put it
that
way. But I'm trying to make a point here, Moses."
Moses:
"Okay, I get that... I suppose. What exactly are you planning to do, anyway?"
God:
"Oh man, you're gonna love this. All
kinds
of shit. Locusts and frogs, plagues that kill off all their animals
and
people, I'm gonna turn the river into blood and kill all the fish. Then there's gonna be flaming hail! Just like, boom! And then I'm gonna murder all of their firstborn just for shits and giggles!"
Moses:
"What?"
God:
"
Hell
yeah. I'm going to fuck these Egyptian bastards
straight to the bone
, just because I can. And there's nothing they can do about it, because I'm mind-controlling their king into being an asshole about it so I can have an excuse. You should totally tell your kids and grandkids how fucking badass I am."
(
That last line? Is pretty much a literal translation of Exodus 10:1-2
)
...and then he makes his favoritest people evar get lost and have to wander aimlessly through the desert for 40 years because they weren't sufficiently appreciative of him. Though he originally intended to
murder the shit out of all of them
until Moses begged him to change his mind.
That's not really a dude I want to trust to have my best interests at heart. How do I know if today's the day he decides he's going to protect and preserve me because he loves me, or if today's the day he's going to kill me on a whim because he doesn't think I'm devout enough, or just because he wants to fuck my entire life over like Jonah just to prove a point?
For that matter, maybe all the anti-vax people only believe it in the first place because God decided he
wanted
them to believe it, just so they'll all die off and serve as a object lesson for someone else? Then he can be like, "Hey, go get your shots, or you'll get sick like those dumbasses!"
And that's not even getting into the quite popular theory that all illness and plagues are just sent by God in the first place to punish all the people who are annoying him, and that you won't just get sick because you're gay or you don't go to Church enough or because you're part of the wrong denomination, but because you're tolerating and enabling
other
people to be gay or not pious enough. Doesn't really matter how much you love and believe in Jesus if God's decided you're on his list of people who need to die to punish modern society for letting women wear pants.