Has anyone followed the Jurassic Park saga?

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dj1200
06/20/2025
06:10 PM
#1
How many movies have there been? Where are we now?

jurassic world rebirth is the latest, right?
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MICHALECOLE
06/20/2025
06:14 PM
#2
Hold on lemme google that for you
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Roachmeat
06/20/2025
08:27 PM
#4
I stopped at 3 when it came to the film franchise. Probably saw Jurassic park 2 at the theatres with my family.

The Velociraptor is my favorite dinosaur because of the Jurassic Park films, even though scientists would tell me it looked more a feathered chicken with claws.

Suits are going to keep making films, but I didn't need the entry where the guy could speak to the dinosaurs and train them. That is where I noped out.

ooger
06/20/2025
09:04 PM
#5
I hope they make "DDinosaur with Double D's" a cannon part of the Jurassic Park universe.
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JixHedgehog
06/20/2025
09:04 PM
#6
Saw the original in theater and it was awesome
Saw the sequel at home on VHS, thought it was stupid
Never saw the third.

The Star Lord one came out and it was the worst piece of crap I've ever seen, didn't bother with the other two.

Good luck to Black Widow and her trilogy
Ogurisama
06/20/2025
09:06 PM
#7
Now, I finally have time to do what I've always wanted: write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it, "Billy and the Cloneasaurus".

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JixHedgehog
06/21/2025
02:58 PM
#8
Ogurisama posted...
Now, I finally have time to do what I've always wanted: write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it, "Billy and the Cloneasaurus".

*tells you off then proceeds to thank you and asks for your continued patronage*
dj1200
06/21/2025
06:00 PM
#9
lol no one has watched it.
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ParanoidObsessive
06/21/2025
06:01 PM
#10
coyot posted...
I read the novel. And watched the first trilogy.

The book was good. The movie... less so.

And every movie after was... ugh.



JixHedgehog posted...
The Star Lord one came out and it was the worst piece of crap I've ever seen, didn't bother with the other two.

My 70-year old mother really liked the first Jurassic World movie.

She's dead now.

Now, I'm not saying that the Jurassic World franchise killed my mom... but it totally killed my mom.



JixHedgehog posted...
Good luck to Black Widow and her trilogy

She doesn't really need luck. The Jurassic Park movies are like the Fast and the Furious movies - it doesn't matter how terrible they are, they still make a ton of cash every time.

We could probably throw the shitty American Godzilla movies in there as well.
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ooger
06/21/2025
06:03 PM
#11
Naw, not the whole thing.

You can stop at the 1st, which was great.

And the book wasn't bad either.
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dj1200
06/21/2025
06:05 PM
#12
ooger posted...
Naw, not the whole thing.

You can stop at the 1st, which was great.

And the book wasn't bad either.
I stopped at the second and read a decent amount of the book when I was young.

to make a third one just seemed weird to me.
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KJ_StErOiDs
06/21/2025
06:30 PM
#13
I stopped after the first two movies, but only the first, IMO, was worth anything.
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TimeForAction
06/21/2025
08:01 PM
#14
All of them are Day 1 watches imo
dj1200
06/22/2025
05:30 PM
#15
TimeForAction posted...
All of them are Day 1 watches imo
Day 1 watches? Im confused.
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ConfusedTorchic
06/22/2025
07:18 PM
#16
3rd one is the only good one
ooger
07/02/2025
07:17 PM
#17
i'm gonna watch all of them this weekend, back-to-back.
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Damn_Underscore
07/02/2025
07:20 PM
#18
do you mean anyone on this board or literally anyone
Will you recognize me?
Call my name or walk on by?
dj1200
07/02/2025
07:31 PM
#19
Damn_Underscore posted...
do you mean anyone on this board or literally anyone
On this board.
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EvilResident
07/07/2025
07:55 AM
#20
It did well somehow

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/articles/jurassic-world-rebirth-box-office-045121883.html
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Falgos
07/07/2025
08:01 AM
#21
I heard Camp Creatous is good.
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EvilResident
07/07/2025
08:19 AM
#22
MICHALECOLE posted...
Hold on lemme google that for you
And why are we still waiting for this
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AltOmega2
07/07/2025
01:31 PM
#23
I told my gf we're gonna watch the OG trilogy since she's never seen 'em.
yeah, I'm thinking I'm back
fettster777
07/08/2025
12:07 PM
#24
AltOmega2 posted...
I told my gf we're gonna watch the OG trilogy since she's never seen 'em.

Just stop after the first one.
agesboy
07/08/2025
12:12 PM
#25
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TigerTycoon
07/08/2025
12:35 PM
#26
I stopped caring about the movies when it became apparent that aside from the first one the rest were trash cash grabs and that wasn't going to change no matter how many more movies they made.
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OHJOY90
07/08/2025
12:37 PM
#27
TigerTycoon posted...
I stopped caring about the movies when it became apparent that aside from the first one the rest were trash cash grabs and that wasn't going to change no matter how many more movies they made.
So 1997/2001?
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MICHALECOLE
07/08/2025
12:49 PM
#28
EvilResident posted...
And why are we still waiting for this
Dude it takes awhile
Amuseum
07/08/2025
06:54 PM
#29
I watched all the Park and the World movies. I like them all. Including the philosophical / ethical dilemmas posed, and the evolution of the plots, as the dinosaurs move from Parks on remote islands to [spoilers] ... and how humans deal with or attempt to control nature.
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Poll of the Day » Has anyone followed the Jurassic Park saga?