My store is getting new aisle violators!!

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argonautweakend
10/03/2025
02:41 PM
#1
Which is a naughty sounding term for something basic. No, my shelves dont need to worry about watching their drinks and waking up in a hotel room hours later with a thank you note and a hundo...its these

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5dc27e94.jpg

ParanoidObsessive
10/03/2025
03:02 PM
#2
I misread the topic title as ass violators.
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argonautweakend
10/03/2025
03:07 PM
#3
Even better. You're hired!
EclairReturns
10/03/2025
04:26 PM
#4
argonautweakend posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5dc27e94.jpg


That's just an ad. Also, it's very easy to imagine somebody bumping into this by accident and knocking it onto the floor.
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Salrite
10/03/2025
04:50 PM
#5
ParanoidObsessive posted...
I misread the topic title as ass violators.

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captpackrat
10/03/2025
05:21 PM
#6
EclairReturns posted...
That's just an ad. Also, it's very easy to imagine somebody bumping into this by "accident" and knocking it onto the floor.

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Salrite
10/03/2025
05:47 PM
#7
EclairReturns posted...
That's just an ad. Also, it's very easy to imagine somebody bumping into this by accident and knocking it onto the floor.

Reminds me of when I was working at Walmart, some lady comes over to electronics and is waving us down to ask for help, plows her shopping cart into a display of lens cleaner knocking them all over the floor and is mortified with herself. And I felt bad for her, but I could not stop laughing at the perfectly timed physical humor of the situation!
ConfusedTorchic
10/03/2025
07:17 PM
#8
i miss the little machines that would spit out coupons

i used to just pull them out one after another

that's probably why they haven't existed for decades
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rjsilverthorn
10/03/2025
08:07 PM
#9
I honestly expected this to be some sort of slang term, but that is apparently an official name for them by the people that sell them. Who names these things?
argonautweakend
10/04/2025
08:52 AM
#10
I'm not sure who came up with the term but I love how agressive it is for how stupid the item is.

And yeah I bump into them every so often.

My favorite of all time that I deal with at work is confirming an inventory count "Confirm Child"

That's giving slight master/slave drive vibes to me
Lokarin
10/04/2025
09:18 AM
#11
I miss when the ads were also the coupon...
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GanglyKhan
10/04/2025
04:50 PM
#12
Lokarin posted...
I miss when the ads were also the coupon...

I remember those little coupon reels that would be in the aisle lol Now it's all digital so they can track your shit and literally change the price in real time just for your transaction. Nooooo thanks.
captpackrat
10/04/2025
07:08 PM
#13
Do they still have coupons in the newspaper? I haven't bought a paper in over a decade, but a long time ago I used to go through the inserts and clip coupons for 25 off a can of Pork 'N Beans or whatnot.
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KingInBlack
10/04/2025
07:23 PM
#14
GanglyKhan posted...
I remember those little coupon reels that would be in the aisle lol Now it's all digital so they can track your shit and literally change the price in real time just for your transaction. Nooooo thanks.

It's also because it costs money to print them out, while a digital ad costs nearly nothing.
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Lokarin
10/04/2025
07:50 PM
#15
KingInBlack posted...
It's also because it costs money to print them out, while a digital ad costs nearly nothing.

The digital ad... costs them a costumer
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GanglyKhan
10/04/2025
08:19 PM
#16
KingInBlack posted...
It's also because it costs money to print them out, while a digital ad costs nearly nothing.

Server space and web admins etc; etc; It definitely costs less or they wouldn't do it.
adjl
10/05/2025
07:15 PM
#17
Vaisleators?
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ConfusedTorchic
10/06/2025
02:32 AM
#18
digital coupons are absolutely the way to go

i just tap some shit at the register and it's all applied automatically

and then points on top of it? hot damn. i have enough points from the local grocery stores rewards that i can redeem the reward that takes $100 off your purchase, essentially getting a whole ass grocery trip for free. it's crazy good. there's no reason at all to not do it, you're going to be shopping there regardless
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Lokarin
10/06/2025
07:11 AM
#19
digital coupons are ok, the problem is BS log ins and trackers and stuff; I shouldn't have to have a password to get 10cents off of toothpaste
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hockey7318
10/06/2025
08:02 AM
#20
Thank god. I thought this was more of a situation like I heard of near me where a man "discharged an unknown fluid" onto women's butts at grocery stores in Farmington Hills. Aisle violator sounded about right for that.
Revelation34
10/06/2025
03:17 PM
#21
ConfusedTorchic posted...
i miss the little machines that would spit out coupons

i used to just pull them out one after another

that's probably why they haven't existed for decades


Every kid did that.
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