I actually prefer USPS to UPS and Fedex. Mostly because of Saturday delivery. But also because they deliver consistently early to my address when UPS is usually mid afternoon and Fedex is just a mess(and Fedex also has a nasty habit of putting the packages in dumbass places, especially if its raining).
Billy Mays:
July 20, 1958 - June 28, 2009
The Greatest