I'm just glad my favorite spaghetti restaurant in Southern California isn't in jeopardy of shutting down because Italians are angry that Mexicans kick ass at making spaghetti.
My ass can make spaghetti
I don't want your ass spaghetti
Dielman on Rivers: "I've tried to get him to say s--- or f--- and all he'll ever do is say, 'Golly gee, I can't do that."