I've had like 6 white claws

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GibraItar
02/16/2020
01:25 AM
#1
Wheres the buzz. Shit was fifteen bucks
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Irony
02/16/2020
01:28 AM
#2
Lol White Claw. I bet you smoke Virginia Slims too
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Jefejonny
02/16/2020
01:44 AM
#3
Irony posted...
Lol White Claw. I bet you smoke Virginia Slims too
LMAO got em
TheCodeisBosco
02/16/2020
02:10 AM
#4
Irony posted...
Lol White Claw. I bet you smoke Virginia Slims too

This just made me realize that "Ain't no laws when you're drinking Claws" is the modern "You've come a long way, baby".
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TheBlueMonk_
02/16/2020
02:14 AM
#5
Is that a lot? What's the proof on those
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AirFresh
02/16/2020
02:14 AM
#6
TheBlueMonk_ posted...
Is that a lot? What's the proof on those
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TheBlueMonk_
02/16/2020
02:16 AM
#7
So it's like beer. But they're smaller right?
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GibraItar
02/16/2020
02:17 AM
#8
Yes, all those years of smoking camel filters and drinking PBR down the drain. My dick is shriveling with every sip
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GibraItar
02/16/2020
02:18 AM
#9
It's 12 ounce cans and they're 5%
I've never had em so I bought a twelve pack. Shit was fifteen bucks.

Edit: must be a little drunk if I'm reiterating the amount of money I wasted
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GibraItar
02/16/2020
12:43 PM
#10
The hangover is real
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Jabodie
02/16/2020
12:46 PM
#11
Off brands are basically the same and cheaper.
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J03can
02/16/2020
12:52 PM
#12
I havent had a White Claw before but i love Truly
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masticatingman
02/16/2020
01:30 PM
#13
If you're just a casual drinker, 6 beers (or whatever) at 5% abv drunk in an hour and a half or so should get you pretty freaking buzzed imo

And that's an ordinary price for a 12 pack of anything where I live
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Odoylerules
02/16/2020
01:33 PM
#14
are you a teenage girl or middle aged mom?
Compsognathus
02/16/2020
01:52 PM
#15
The Natty Light seltzer is cheaper, better tasting and has a higher ABV.
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SuperExcitebike
02/16/2020
01:57 PM
#16
Get the Natty Aloha Beaches next time
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