In this scenario, Ive been hiding a kindle paperwhite up my ass since capture.You could do that, but won't it die eventually? And there's no internet because you're not on Earth anymore so you can't download new books. Also, you're gonna have to be sneaky because your keepers will label that as contraband and take it away from you if they find it.
Now is the time where I pull it out and catch up on some reading
You could do that, but won't it die eventually? And there's no internet because you're not on Earth anymore so you can't download new books. Also, you're gonna have to be sneaky because your keepers will label that as contraband and take it away from you if they find it.My kindle is eternal. It can go months without a charge. Also I have about 50 unread books and 100 Ive already read. If I finish all 50 I can start rereading
Sex. Lots and lots of sex.That sounds fun! Would you wait to be selected in the breeding program? Or just sex up your herd while the zoo is open for the day?
I'd establish myself as the alpha of the group and rule over my kingdomYou could try that. Dunno how much joy you'd get in ruling a small enclosure of people, but I guess it's not that different from a reality show and those are already like watching a zoo, so...
That sounds fun! Would you wait to be selected in the breeding program? Or just sex up your herd while the zoo is open for the day?
Helicopter dick all day longAs, like, a form of protest? Or a mating display? Or just for fun? I'm not knocking it, just curious about the intention behind it is all. You should also keep in mind that your keepers will eventually try to figure out why you're doing that and run a battery of tests on you to understand it.
My kindle is eternal. It can go months without a charge. Also I have about 50 unread books and 100 Ive already read. If I finish all 50 I can start rereadingOh, that's too bad. I think they'd be sad to lose such a valuable member of the herd they've established. But that's part of the research they're doing so I guess there's that.
With no kindle, there is no me. The keepers will find the body
YesWell, alright. Just try not to get too carried away. If they see you humping everything and haven't selected you to breed, they might neuter you to keep their records straight of who sires what children with which female.
This tbhSame way as Zodd? Or only when instructed to?
Huddle in the corner because I would be freezing to death.Your enclosure is kept at 78 degrees Fahrenheit so you won't be uncomfortable.
Probably whenever, where ever tbh
as well as being forced to participate in a captive breeding program as part of that researchWell that took a dark turn.
I'd make it my mission to try and learn about them and give them information about us.You could try, but as it stands, communication is extremely difficult, almost impossible. That's a big part of why they're observing you instead of just talking to you. But if you want to cooperate with them, then that's fine. They're not out to hurt you, just learn so it should work out well for you.
Probably whenever, where ever tbhThat's a nice and relaxed approach. Being so chill about it might curry you some favor with the right partner. I mean, you might as well all get along, right?
Well that took a dark turn.How so? They're not dissecting you or probing you like the usual alien abduction tropes. They're not harming you, just trying to learn in a way that's as natural to you as possible, that they can create at least. How is it dark?
are the women hot?Some of them are, some of them aren't. The aliens can't judge human aesthetics so they didn't choose based on that. But you're all naked so you can see everything they've got going on all the time. And since it's supposed to be a natural setting, no one is shaved anywhere, male or female, so that's something you have to keep in mind. No makeup, no shaved faces, no augmentation whatsoever.
Some of them are, some of them aren't. The aliens can't judge human aesthetics so they didn't choose based on that. But you're all naked so you can see everything they've got going on all the time. And since it's supposed to be a natural setting, no one is shaved anywhere, male or female, so that's something you have to keep in mind. No makeup, no shaved faces, no augmentation whatsoever.But there is a fake tv, beds, and a painted cityscape?
But there is a fake tv, beds, and a painted cityscape?How so? The aliens are just copying what they saw on Earth. They don't know that cities and televisions aren't naturally occurring objects, all they know is that humans live in cities and have televisions in their dens. It's like if I asked you to copy an abstract painting. You have the paint, the canvas, the brushes, the skill... but you don't know that the painting is of a genocide or pornographic until I tell you that that's what it is. You're just copying something with little to no context. You can recreate something without necessarily knowing what it's for.
This is falling apart a bit.
The aliens were observing us, but didn't notice we had clothing, shoes, and sometimes hats on?Also this. I'd expect to be dressed up in bizarre clothes because they didn't quite get the concept, but being naked just doesn't make sense given the decoration of the enclosure.
The aliens were observing us, but didn't notice we had clothing, shoes, and sometimes hats on?
Also this. I'd expect to be dressed up in bizarre clothes because they didn't quite get the concept, but being naked just doesn't make sense given the decoration of the enclosure.They saw, but thought it was strange that creatures would adorn themselves with such things when the other things they have on exhibit don't wear protective garb like that so they decided it wasn't mandatory for survival. Besides, it'd be a pain to have to wash and redress you all the time. It's not in their budget.
I make a sign and start protesting the lack of personal music players and good books.They're not gonna understand what it says or what it means, but you can try.
wasnt this a rick & morty epIt was part of an episode, but it was a private collection by one person with only Rick and Morty as the specimens. I'm talking about a zoo that has multiple specimens, takes care of them in a conservation way rather than an ownership way, and are on display for the public to observe and gawk at.
it was a tng ep, in a way.
Real talk I'd probably start throwing shit at some point.You could do that. The keepers might come in, drag you out of the enclosure, bathe you, and stick you back in the enclosure with no input from you, but you could certainly do it.
They're not gonna understand what it says or what it means, but you can try.>=( I will keep trying until they sort of maybe understand.
I'd be wondering how aliens too damn stupid to realize we're sapient managed to evolve into a space faring species. They should know the worst way to learn about an animal's(esp, an intelligent ones) natural behavior is to lock it up in cage.I think you're overthinking it. They're aliens, you have no comprehension of how they function cognitively. You're basing your argument on human perspectives and human logic. That won't always carryover to even a space faring species. If we came across a tentacle blob alien that only communicated in light pulses of colors human eyes couldn't see, we'd lock it up in a cage and try to figure it out even if it was more intelligent than any human to ever live. There's too great a distance in function to bridge a gap, at least for now. Get it?
>=( I will keep trying until they sort of maybe understand.That's the spirit, mate!
I'm changing my answer to sexOk, you can do that. That seems to be the popular activity. How about you? What would be your approach?
It's been about 30 years since Star Control was released; you might think that any such aliens would realize by now that Earth is *perfect* for a human zoo.Not sure what that is, but ok! Cool!
[ Add a slave-shield, or alter the environment to curtail some behaviors while encouraging others, and, um... is it time for Frungy, yet? My body is ready, Ur-Quan! ]
Masterbation while maintaining eyecontact with the zoo patrons maybe lunge at the glass occasionally.They'd probably find that amusing and fascinating. Go for it!
Escape n humpBut if you escaped, what would you be able to hump? You'd be too preoccupied with the escape, I'd think.
But if you escaped, what would you be able to hump? You'd be too preoccupied with the escape, I'd think.Nah I'm just in it for the hump. Maybe an alien garbage can
as well as being forced to participate in a captive breeding program
They'd probably find that amusing and fascinating. Go for it!I mean I thought it would be funny in a meta sort of way.
Not sure what that is, but ok! Cool!
