Scenario: You've been placed in an alien zoo. What do you do?

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It's been about 30 years since Star Control was released; you might think that any such aliens would realize by now that Earth is *perfect* for a human zoo.

[ Add a slave-shield, or alter the environment to curtail some behaviors while encouraging others, and, um... is it time for Frungy, yet? My body is ready, Ur-Quan! ]
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