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OffTempo
09/21/2020
04:19 PM
#1
I got, " Thong-wearing Florida man arrested while building shed with garbage on strangers property"
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Were_Wyrm
09/21/2020
04:22 PM
#2
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Jagr_68
09/21/2020
04:23 PM
#3
  1. Florida man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonald's sweet and sour packets: police
  2. Florida man arrested after breaking into Wendy's, making a burger


lmfaooo I'm legit baffled these are separate fast food tales
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AirFresh
09/21/2020
04:28 PM
#4
A Florida Man was arrested after he stripped naked and chased two strangers around a Palm Coast Chick-fil-A parking lot, then yelled for everyone to look at his genitals, according to News-Journal.
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TwoBit_Samurai
09/21/2020
04:28 PM
#5
Florida man who killed unarmed man over parking space will not be arrested
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Gamerguymass
09/21/2020
04:29 PM
#6
Mine was the mass shooting from a few years ago. Sooo, no thanks.
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Zano
09/21/2020
04:30 PM
#7
Florida Man Trying To Kill Demons Tormenting Him Went On Sledgehammer Spree

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Garioshi
09/21/2020
04:31 PM
#8
Florida man carrying nearly 500 grams of weed tries to steal plane to meet girlfriend, police say
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Gurifisu
09/21/2020
04:31 PM
#9
Florida Man Arrested For Sexually Assaulting Stuffed Olaf In Target Store
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Kami_no_Kami
09/21/2020
04:32 PM
#10
AirFresh posted...
A Florida Man was arrested after he stripped naked and chased two strangers around a Palm Coast Chick-fil-A parking lot, then yelled for everyone to look at his genitals, according to News-Journal.
Sounds like we share a birthday. At least I hope there werent two of these.
_KGC_
09/21/2020
04:38 PM
#11
Florida Man Killed By Alligator When Fleeing Deputies

http://www.brevardtimes.com/2015/12/florida-man-killed-by-alligator-when-fleeing-deputies/amp/

lol
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ox0shadow0xo
09/21/2020
04:51 PM
#12
A local radio station used to do a segment called "what's up with Florida" where they would just cover word Florida stories for 10-15 minutes. It was glorious.

Here's one such story, I remember:
"Florida man wakes to intruder trying to suck his toes"
https://globalnews.ca/news/6372801/florida-man-suck-toes-christmas-eve/

Also:
"Florida woman hides baby alligator in her yoga pants"
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-sentenced-alligator-pants

There's even a clip of the radio show on YouTube
https://youtu.be/5iB0D1RKq9w

Oh and not Florida, but equally crazy story:
https://www.wptv.com/news/local-news/water-cooler/2-men-arrested-after-shooting-each-other-while-wearing-bulletproof-vest
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OffTempo
09/21/2020
09:09 PM
#13
Gamerguymass posted...
Mine was the mass shooting from a few years ago. Sooo, no thanks.
Rest In Peace to all those kids killed in the Parkland shooting. That should have never happened.
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OffTempo
09/21/2020
09:13 PM
#14
Jagr_68 posted...
1. Florida man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonald's sweet and sour packets: police
2. Florida man arrested after breaking into Wendy's, making a burger

lmfaooo I'm legit baffled these are separate fast food tales

AirFresh posted...
A Florida Man was arrested after he stripped naked and chased two strangers around a Palm Coast Chick-fil-A parking lot, then yelled for everyone to look at his genitals, according to News-Journal.
Florida Man gotta leave these poor fast food chains alone.
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OffTempo
09/21/2020
09:13 PM
#15
_KGC_ posted...
Florida Man Killed By Alligator When Fleeing Deputies

http://www.brevardtimes.com/2015/12/florida-man-killed-by-alligator-when-fleeing-deputies/amp/

lol
that's terrible
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SimpleMan
09/21/2020
09:19 PM
#16
Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window.
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Sansoldier
09/21/2020
09:26 PM
#17
Florida man sprays women with roach spray, break out nunchucks over loud music, cops say.

Umm... Ok.
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ForsakenHermit
09/21/2020
09:30 PM
#18
Florida Man arrested for tranquilizing and raping alligators.

Alrighty then.
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OffTempo
09/21/2020
10:01 PM
#19
ForsakenHermit posted...
Florida Man arrested for tranquilizing and raping alligators.

Alrighty then.
The fuck is up with these people and alligators
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