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Aressar
08/14/2021
04:16 PM
#1
I babysit self-sufficient adults and remind them of rules they already know.

Also, I do what Google Translate does, except I take longer to do it.
One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.
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AldousIsDead
08/14/2021
04:16 PM
#3
I wander around the desert and look at broken rocks.
In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity.
DravenRainrix
08/14/2021
04:17 PM
#4
I do a thing that some do but others don't and I get enough cash to keep me going ok. It involves sitting and occasionally standing and rarely lying down.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
Diddly do diddly do diddly do...
Doe
08/14/2021
04:18 PM
#5
I lay in bed
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SauI_Goodman
08/14/2021
04:20 PM
#6
I control stuff
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mooreandrew58
08/14/2021
04:24 PM
#7
Aressar posted...
I babysit self-sufficient adults and remind them of rules they already know.

Also, I do what Google Translate does, except I take longer to do it.

Um you a co cause thats exactly what I was gonna use to describe my job
Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!"
Trumpo
08/14/2021
04:28 PM
#8
I am cannon fodder for corporation
Aressar
08/14/2021
04:38 PM
#9
mooreandrew58 posted...
Um you a co cause thats exactly what I was gonna use to describe my job

Security guard and translator actually
One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.
WallStreetWolf
08/14/2021
04:39 PM
#10
I sit in a dark room and write about the images that appear on screen
"I'm 38 and nearly lost it last night when I thought I'd lost my Minecraft world." - DSP
I simp for Harpie
Smackems
08/14/2021
04:40 PM
#11
Make sure old people don't die
Common sense charged before shipping - some dude
SSJKirby
08/14/2021
04:42 PM
#12
I put dirt in bags
Not changing this signature until Beyond Good and Evil 2 is in my hand.
August 25th, 2010.
mooreandrew58
08/14/2021
04:43 PM
#13
Aressar posted...
Security guard and translator actually

What sucks is even at home I feel like im still doing my job. We dont want the cats on the kitchen table and I'm constantly having to shoo them off of it. Or one cat that likes to claw stuff.

I do get a laugh out of one cat cause its clear he knows better. He'll get on top of my entertainment unit but as soon as I wake up and walk in thebliving room he tries stealthily (and always fails at that) getting down from it.
Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!"
Bananana
08/14/2021
04:44 PM
#14
i hit big metal wires attached to a piece of wood to make the air vibrate
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Aressar
08/14/2021
04:52 PM
#15
mooreandrew58 posted...
What sucks is even at home I feel like im still doing my job. We dont want the cats on the kitchen table and I'm constantly having to shoo them off of it. Or one cat that likes to claw stuff.

I do get a laugh out of one cat cause its clear he knows better. He'll get on top of my entertainment unit but as soon as I wake up and walk in thebliving room he tries stealthily (and always fails at that) getting down from it.

At such moments I'm glad I have a relatively quiet cat. I wouldn't get any work done at all with two. And the worst part is that I would be totally fine with that
One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.
Guide
08/14/2021
04:52 PM
#16
I talk to people
evening main 2.4356848e+91
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cjsdowg
08/14/2021
04:55 PM
#17
I try to talk people into giving me and my friends money so we can help clean up water and some other things that happen to be living, just not people. They can stay dirty like Mila Kunis.
To be a poor man is hard, but to be a poor race in a land of dollars is the very bottom of hardships.
W.E.B. Du Bois
YugiNoob
08/14/2021
04:56 PM
#18
Walk around downtown while drinking Monster and listening to music, then return to the office to drink more Monster and play phone games
Bun bun :3
nothanks1
08/14/2021
04:57 PM
#19
I push buttons to fix mistakes of other people
EmbraceOfDeath
08/14/2021
04:59 PM
#20
I break computers.
PSN/GT: BigDaffej
Hayame Zero
08/14/2021
05:01 PM
#21
Old Virginia government employees can't computer. I show them how to computer.

I don't live in Virginia.
...I think I'm done here...
Freddie_Mercury
08/14/2021
05:08 PM
#22
handle packages ( )
just another freak in the freak kingdom
WeeWeiWiiWie
08/14/2021
05:33 PM
#23
I put mice in plastic tubes and give them sweet water when they do things I like.
Stabilized. COVxy alt.
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SoIidLegacy
08/14/2021
05:35 PM
#25
I stand next to a camera, then I flip switches and poke sliders until the moving pictures look fancy.
The secrets of the ancient world have been unearthed. The shackles of false histories destroyed. Together we stand as the authors of destiny.
Xavier_On_High
08/14/2021
05:40 PM
#26
I take small parts of things and put them in a large thing and time passes and then the large things tells me what happened to the small things and what will happen to them in the future.
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SaltyWet
08/14/2021
05:41 PM
#27
I make sure passengers get to their destination safely
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bigtiggie23
08/14/2021
05:43 PM
#28
I make sure other workers clean up drunk people's pee, among other things.
Seeing people get defeated by a paper towel dispenser will always be hilarious.
KStateKing17
08/14/2021
05:47 PM
#29
I do Amazon except not at Amazon.
The 17th King of the State of K
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Payzmaykr
08/14/2021
06:09 PM
#31
Get overworked and underpaid to a level that should be a crime. At least I dont get drug tested, though.
So long,
Thanks for all the fish!
ShyOx
08/14/2021
06:10 PM
#32
I get shuffled onstage to sing for the amusement of the peasants
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DIPLOMACY
mullettron
08/14/2021
06:11 PM
#33
I work with numbers all day instead of dealing with the public because I hate people.
Aressar
08/14/2021
06:34 PM
#34
SaltyWet posted...
I make sure passengers get to their destination safely

That almost sounds too proper to be a poor description. On the other way, I can't really think of a crappy way to describe that.
One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.
Aressar
08/15/2021
06:55 AM
#35
SaltyWet posted...
I make sure passengers get to their destination safely

That almost sounds too proper to be a poor description. On the other hand, I can't really think of a crappy way to describe that.
One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.
SoulLand
08/15/2021
07:33 AM
#36
Nothing

Shablagoo
08/15/2021
07:35 AM
#37
goo goo ga ga
"If you wanna grow your business you need to exploit more." ~Austin_Era_II
"Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios
ssk9716757
08/15/2021
07:35 AM
#38
legal drug dealer
I am the nucleus.
Garioshi
08/15/2021
07:35 AM
#39
I play with tape
"I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018
Kitt
08/15/2021
07:42 AM
#40
I sit behind a desk in the early hours of the morning. When I'm really bored, I spend a got chunk of time posting shit here. Occasionally, I write stuff and tell people how to get around town.
I'm a little teapot blowing off steam.
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Squall28
08/15/2021
07:44 AM
#41
I send emails.
You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending.
-Misattributed to CS Lewis
Flauros
08/15/2021
08:07 AM
#42
i make sure idiots dont crush themselves
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008Zulu
08/15/2021
08:17 AM
#43
I put knowledge in old people's brains.
If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored.
Ilishe
08/15/2021
08:19 AM
#44
I sit in a corner and watch paintings

(not really but I love that scene)
~ Phoenix Nine ~
~ Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none. ~
_____Cait
08/15/2021
08:21 AM
#45
Aressar posted...
Security guard and translator actually

To be fair, google translate sucks
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Heliogabalus
08/15/2021
08:24 AM
#46
I press control - enter and control - r a lot
An anthropophagus on Mars
Nukazie
08/15/2021
08:30 AM
#47
rhymes with neat
Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium.
lilORANG
08/15/2021
08:58 AM
#48
I slightly inconvenience people in their quest to do bad things.
#FeelTheBern
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Aressar
08/15/2021
01:36 PM
#49
_____Cait posted...
To be fair, google translate sucks

True that. It's pretty astonishing how some people still use it to translate entire texts, even if it's very important that they have an accurate translation.
On top of that, better hope there isn't any confidential information in there, because Google remembers everything.

Ilishe posted...
I sit in a corner and watch paintings

(not really but I love that scene)

Lol yeah, I actually used to be a guard at a museum. The weekends and holidays were pretty fun and crowded, but on an average weekday, it was so quiet that I couldn't help but think of that scene.
One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.
Spidey5
08/15/2021
01:38 PM
#50
Things on ship break and I fix.
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