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So I started walking over and said out loud, "This book is cruisin' for a perusin'." I think half the book store started cracking up laughing, so I began to read it out loud and then a bunch of objects started flying around the room and the dead started to rise from a nearby cemetary.
Anyways, pretty proud about that joke.
'Cause you know that I have no fear, ain't gonna walk into the river and disappear. I'm gonna be a powerful man. Red blood running down the broken sand.