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Aressar
10/15/2022
05:18 PM
#1
I really have to take a shit.

And of course it's the kind that takes a while to get going.

AND OF COURSE it's the kind that takes like 400 wipes to clean up.

EVERY TIME, at the worst possible moment. WHY

Anyone else have this problem?
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hexa
10/15/2022
05:28 PM
#2
an alarm clock can wake you up on time
SoIidLegacy
10/15/2022
06:53 PM
#3
Hate it when that happens. Best I can recommend is to do things that make it come out more smoothly, like eating fibre-rich food, getting exercise, and using a small stool (no pun intended) to place your feet on, which makes for a more 'natural' pooping position.
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DespondentDeity
10/15/2022
06:54 PM
#4
I take the same poop at the same time everyday
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Alteres
10/15/2022
07:06 PM
#6
DespondentDeity posted...
I take the same poop at the same time everyday
I didnt know you could reuse them like that, TIL
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