Drinking Topic 164 - The Absence of Alcohol

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IfGodCouldDie
06/15/2023
09:30 PM
#352
MabusIncarnate posted...
I had a real shit day, don't even want to get into it but it's been awful. About to double up on edibles and watch something.
Hope your day gets better Mabs
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/16/2023
08:20 PM
#353
Gettin into the beer again today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28mnuCJv3wQ
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CanuckCowboy
06/16/2023
08:48 PM
#354
IfGodCouldDie posted...
You were 60 over and you didn't get your car towed? Cop honestly sounds pretty decent. In Alberta that is supposed to be automatically towed and fuck the driver speeds over and our roads are straight as fuck with nothing to ever impede vision.

Oh I was in impound territory but also on an empty straight stretch with 15 plus years no tickets and on a highway where even though its 80 everyone does 110. Literally everyone and cops never care. Its the official unofficial speed limit for that highway.

Also even then sure you're not wrong but the guy was just so aggressive and such a bully goof dickish dude on all levels.
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IfGodCouldDie
06/16/2023
10:21 PM
#355
CanuckCowboy posted...
Oh I was in impound territory but also on an empty straight stretch with 15 plus years no tickets and on a highway where even though its 80 everyone does 110. Literally everyone and cops never care. Its the official unofficial speed limit for that highway.

Also even then sure you're not wrong but the guy was just so aggressive and such a bully goof dickish dude on all levels.
Fair enough, im just remembering back when I got pulled over doing 180 in a 110 zone and the cop said he was going to write in his report that I was only doing 50 over so he didn't have to impound my vehicle. Ended up with a 3k fine and no demerits so I was happy.
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/16/2023
10:36 PM
#356
3k fuckin dollar fine? They don't fuck around with speeding in Canada do they?

I remember I got pulled over once going 7 over (that's F not C to you Canadians). I had my license and registration/insurance ready to go. Guy was cool as fuck but I was still pissed he pulled me over for that.

Now once I was going to Midland/Odessa, TX and this DICK with the cowboy sheriff hat and mustache typical asshole cocksucker Texas cop pulls me over because I didn't signal to get off the interstate. Mother fucker actually searched my car. Still didn't lose my shit, but it further proved my point that Texas is a massive shit hole once you're anywhere outside of El Paso.

Hell Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson got busted for weed on the checkpoints leaving El Paso. Texas just sucks.

When TMZ asked Snoop in an interview last month about the arrest, he told reporters, What do you think you are going to gain by arresting Willie Nelson? He got out and he back smoking right now.
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a-c-a-b
06/16/2023
11:21 PM
#357
Getting drunk myself tonight.

https://youtu.be/3AJe7Ek2g0U
Save for your doomed future
Johnny_Nutcase
06/17/2023
12:00 AM
#358
I'm trying to find an apartment in Manhattan for Smackers. Found a cozy place in Manhattan for 8k a month. Nice bathroom

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/7/AAHlKpAAEkzf.jpg
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MabusIncarnate
06/17/2023
12:34 AM
#359
I bet I could live in one of those closet apartments and be happy.
"They speak of progress, in red, white and blue. It's the structure of the future as demise comes seething through."
Johnny_Nutcase
06/17/2023
12:46 AM
#360
Niiiiice. Make your monthly check out to Johnny T. Nutcase

So help my fuck you miss one payment some guys are coming.
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MabusIncarnate
06/17/2023
12:56 AM
#361
@machete @dolomedes

Trying to decide if it's a sword or a rocket ship. Never saw a moth like this before.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/6/AAakoXAAEkz8.jpg
"They speak of progress, in red, white and blue. It's the structure of the future as demise comes seething through."
Johnny_Nutcase
06/17/2023
01:19 AM
#362
Looks like Christ the Redeemer with his head shit out by the Moth.
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MabusIncarnate
06/17/2023
02:30 AM
#363
Bunch of adult chicks did this this to the hotel sidewalk, Bonnaroo is a weird week here. Lot of odd characters.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/8/1/AAakoXAAEk0V.jpg
"They speak of progress, in red, white and blue. It's the structure of the future as demise comes seething through."
Johnny_Nutcase
06/17/2023
02:43 AM
#364
Looks like Christ the Redeemer with his head shit out by the Moths.
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Thermador446
06/17/2023
03:36 AM
#365
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
3k fuckin dollar fine? They don't fuck around with speeding in Canada do they?

I remember I got pulled over once going 7 over (that's F not C to you Canadians). I had my license and registration/insurance ready to go. Guy was cool as fuck but I was still pissed he pulled me over for that.

Now once I was going to Midland/Odessa, TX and this DICK with the cowboy sheriff hat and mustache typical asshole cocksucker Texas cop pulls me over because I didn't signal to get off the interstate. Mother fucker actually searched my car. Still didn't lose my shit, but it further proved my point that Texas is a massive shit hole once you're anywhere outside of El Paso.

Hell Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson got busted for weed on the checkpoints leaving El Paso. Texas just sucks.

When TMZ asked Snoop in an interview last month about the arrest, he told reporters, What do you think you are going to gain by arresting Willie Nelson? He got out and he back smoking right now.

Yeah, fuck texas, last time I was in texas we got pulled over twice in 24 hours, both over ridiculously stupid bullshit.

We were literally pulled over for going 10mph over the speed limit when we were going 10mph under the speed limit.
Fucking lying ass pigs
"While you were wasting your time castrating a priceless antique, I was systematically feeding babies to hungry mutated puppies!" -The Monarch
#366
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a-c-a-b
06/17/2023
04:59 PM
#367
I loved this video when they used to play it on Much Music when I was a kid.

After typing that out and trying to post I found out I can't post the actual video because even though the URL is just random letters and numbers, there's a sequence of 3 letters that make up a slur, so Gamefaqs won't let me post it. That's pretty fucking stupid.

I tried to post the music video for this.

https://youtu.be/Y6Kz6aXsBSs
Save for your doomed future
CanuckCowboy
06/17/2023
07:34 PM
#368
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Fair enough, im just remembering back when I got pulled over doing 180 in a 110 zone and the cop said he was going to write in his report that I was only doing 50 over so he didn't have to impound my vehicle. Ended up with a 3k fine and no demerits so I was happy.

I didn't know they could even fine that much unless impound was automatically part of it.

Meanwhile my gf got pulled over literally street racing doing 160kmh in a 60 zone and got a real strong warning. What in the fuck. We're neither young nor pretty enough apparently.
"I have a cat he's burly n buff but he just likes goin' for walks n stuff"
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CanuckCowboy
06/17/2023
07:34 PM
#369
MabusIncarnate posted...
@machete @dolomedes

Trying to decide if it's a sword or a rocket ship. Never saw a moth like this before.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/6/AAakoXAAEkz8.jpg

Might be a poorly drawn fleur-de-lis tbh.
"I have a cat he's burly n buff but he just likes goin' for walks n stuff"
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IfGodCouldDie
06/17/2023
08:54 PM
#370
CanuckCowboy posted...
We're neither young nor pretty enough apparently.
Nope lol
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Smackems
06/17/2023
09:07 PM
#371
I got modded again
Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
IfGodCouldDie
06/17/2023
09:07 PM
#372
Smackems posted...
I got modded again
Bullshit!

What for?
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Smackems
06/17/2023
09:09 PM
#373
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Bullshit!

What for?
Basically saying a murderer would get justice in prison

I was able to dispute this one so I said fuck off and ban me already
Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
YugiNoob
06/17/2023
09:12 PM
#374
MabusIncarnate posted...
@machete @dolomedes

Trying to decide if it's a sword or a rocket ship. Never saw a moth like this before.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/6/AAakoXAAEkz8.jpg
Its just a huge fan of the Saints

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/0/AAPV5JAAEk86.jpg
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CanuckCowboy
06/17/2023
09:29 PM
#375
YugiNoob posted...
Its just a huge fan of the Saints

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/0/AAPV5JAAEk86.jpg

Thats the fleur-de-lis
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YugiNoob
06/18/2023
12:17 AM
#376
We common folk call it the Saints logo mr. Fancy pants
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MabusIncarnate
06/18/2023
01:33 AM
#377
@WaterLink where your New Orleans ass been at
"They speak of progress, in red, white and blue. It's the structure of the future as demise comes seething through."
Johnny_Nutcase
06/18/2023
02:48 AM
#378
Can't do this drunk. @CanuckCowboy these fuckers are pretty impressive... no brakes either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWHdkK5j4yk
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MabusIncarnate
06/18/2023
03:21 AM
#379
Those people are nuts, it's all entirely legal also, lot of people think they are being assholes but they are permitted to weave between cars and whatnot.

My dad got bumped by a bike messenger one time, he took the train to Manhattan for about 25 years. He got knocked over by a bike messenger once, busted his elbow open, they didn't stop but their deadlines are absurd so they probably don't have time.
"They speak of progress, in red, white and blue. It's the structure of the future as demise comes seething through."
Johnny_Nutcase
06/18/2023
03:28 AM
#380
I'm a mixed bag on em. Here, in town there's some bike lanes and for the most part people stick to em. Where I used to live I would get a buncha old DICKS riding around on their road bikes on the weekend and I can't go around em because there's like 8 cars coming the other way and there's also no bike lane. I can't tell you how many times I just wanted to floor it right through em.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GugsCdLHm-Q
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YugiNoob
06/18/2023
03:32 AM
#381
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Can't do this drunk. @CanuckCowboy these fuckers are pretty impressive... no brakes either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWHdkK5j4yk
I hate fuckers like this. That kinda stuff is illegal here (probably there too) and really dangerous; riding between cars, going through reds, riding in the crosswalk, etc. They're supposed to follow the law like cars, but instead they just bitch SHARE THE ROAD as they go through red lights whenever they feel like it, or switch to illegally riding on the sidewalk at their convenience <_<

( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya High-Five!
gixxerlove
06/18/2023
04:02 AM
#382
YugiNoob posted...
I hate fuckers like this. That kinda stuff is illegal here (probably there too) and really dangerous; riding between cars, going through reds, riding in the crosswalk, etc. They're supposed to follow the law like cars, but instead they just bitch SHARE THE ROAD as they go through red lights whenever they feel like it, or switch to illegally riding on the sidewalk at their convenience <_<

Yeah f*** that! plowing through reds with no brakes? when there's s***load's of pedestrians just trying to cross the goddam street.
Easy Does It
YugiNoob
06/18/2023
04:07 AM
#383
This sums up the douchieness pretty well:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/8/AAPV5JAAEk_s.jpg

Going through a red light, almost hitting 2 kids, then going in front of oncoming traffic
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/18/2023
04:13 AM
#384
I think it's good for child development. Probably scared the piss outta them. They'll be more alert from here on out. I say it's a good thing.

Ohhhhh shit look at that one kid on her GODAMN cell phone. Fair next.
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/18/2023
04:41 AM
#385
This is the shit that REALLY pisses me off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnYWq7WmKzk
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CanuckCowboy
06/18/2023
07:33 PM
#386
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Can't do this drunk. @CanuckCowboy these fuckers are pretty impressive... no brakes either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWHdkK5j4yk

Oh dude bike messengers are a different breed. Some of those people are legit insane and the rest are just regular insane.
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WaterLink
06/18/2023
11:18 PM
#387
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/1/AAGkrsAAElJH.jpg

Happy Father's Day to those applicable
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IfGodCouldDie
06/18/2023
11:22 PM
#388
Nice and a same to you.
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WaterLink
06/18/2023
11:27 PM
#389
MabusIncarnate posted...
@WaterLink where your New Orleans ass been at

Man really just been working and fathering. As far as why I haven't been here, I got hit with a 30 day purg that I think was complete BS that would have maybe, maybe been a 3KL back in the day but most likely a NKL. It was the 2nd of them in succession, and the new rules leave you unable to dispute or have a conversation with the mods so after that one I kinda went "fuck this site" and just been off of it. But I had a really good fathers day and just decided to check back in now.

Did I miss anything here? What's been up with yall?
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MabusIncarnate
06/18/2023
11:27 PM
#390
Happy fathers day guys, good to hear from ya WL. Hope baby is doing well and the family is good.
"They speak of progress, in red, white and blue. It's the structure of the future as demise comes seething through."
WaterLink
06/18/2023
11:41 PM
#391
He's doing amazing. He makes 6 months in about a week and I he's almost standing on his own already. He's able to pull himself up from the side of his crib and stand that way, but can't stand on his own power just yet. But he's getting there and man it just seems so early. He just recently started being able to crawl after scooting for a minute. Dude's definitely going to be taking his first real steps in the next few months and I can't wait.

Me and the wife both feel extremely blessed because he still sleeps so well. There might be a night here or there where he wakes up a lot in the night, but I'd say 5/7 nights a week he sleeps mostly through the night except for one feeding and then back to sleep. We've heard so much horror stories about how some kids keep their parents up all night every night but that just hasn't been our experience yet. And he's so happy during the day day playing with his toys and going on our walks and playing with our dog. It's been crazy how smooth it's been so far.

Part of me thinks this has got to be some kind of trick and he's going to be a little shit when he grows up into the kid and teenage years.
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matteus70
06/19/2023
06:08 PM
#392
I have to share this one. A bodycam video that has a good ending.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHy5W_uBh3M
I look like a large unmade bed with a shopping bag attached.
CanuckCowboy
06/19/2023
07:56 PM
#393
WaterLink posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/1/1/AAGkrsAAElJH.jpg

Happy Father's Day to those applicable

Dang I think thats the younger guy who stole my girl once.
"I have a cat he's burly n buff but he just likes goin' for walks n stuff"
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BlazinBlue88
06/20/2023
06:12 PM
#394
Need to catch up on the new Beavis and Butthead. Last episode I watched was the vasectomies one.
I did watch some of the new Eric Andre show and that was great.
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MabusIncarnate
06/20/2023
06:13 PM
#395
I think there's only been one new one since, the revamp of Beavis and Butthead has been fantastic. It's perfectly modernized.
"They speak of progress, in red, white and blue. It's the structure of the future as demise comes seething through."
BlazinBlue88
06/20/2023
07:25 PM
#396
MabusIncarnate posted...
I think there's only been one new one since, the revamp of Beavis and Butthead has been fantastic. It's perfectly modernized.
Nah there's been two episodes.
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