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TeaMilk
05/28/2023
01:17 AM
#1
lets fucking gooooo
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Trumble
05/28/2023
01:18 AM
#2
Let's make some soup*
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St0rmFury
05/28/2023
01:18 AM
#3
TC's gonna get his mind blown.

Like how I did.
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TeaMilk
05/28/2023
01:25 AM
#4
Ok im about to turn it on
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MrCokeacola
05/28/2023
01:27 AM
#5
Imagine the smell!
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TeaMilk
05/28/2023
01:31 AM
#6
POOP COMPLETE https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/3/AARX-HAAEhHL.jpg
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Starks
05/28/2023
01:32 AM
#7
I'd have to do some surgery on my bathroom to get warm water.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
05/28/2023
01:36 AM
#8
did you moan when it hit your crack
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TeaMilk
05/28/2023
01:37 AM
#9
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
did you moan when it hit your crack
it was more like a yelp
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A_Good_Boy
05/28/2023
01:50 AM
#10
Did you play with the temperature settings?
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MabusIncarnate
05/28/2023
02:17 AM
#11
Was it everything you hoped and dreamed it would be?
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Starks
05/28/2023
02:32 AM
#12
Only if you pair it with a squatty potty
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Machete
05/28/2023
02:35 AM
#13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoCg4ifDo-Y
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Kitt
05/28/2023
02:46 AM
#14
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
did you moan when it hit your crack
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J03can
05/28/2023
04:05 AM
#16
I don't know how I lived without a bidet. I've had a tushy for 2 years now
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Ricemills
05/28/2023
04:08 AM
#17
Kitt posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/4/AAaVaVAAEhHW.jpg

Unironically this
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NoMeLx22x
05/28/2023
04:59 AM
#18
TeaMilk posted...
lets fucking gooooo
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Same one I have.

It's a game changer.
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MrCokeacola
05/28/2023
03:52 PM
#19
I mean it would just make sense that if water feels good going in there maybe other things would feel good in there too...?
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Vegy
05/28/2023
03:56 PM
#20
MrCokeacola posted...
I mean it would just make sense that if water feels good going in there maybe other things would feel good in there too...?

I think you're onto something....
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Chadawah
05/28/2023
04:08 PM
#21
  1. I'm eating
TeaMilk
05/28/2023
10:31 PM
#22
A_Good_Boy posted...
Did you play with the temperature settings?
mine's not that fancy lol. I mean i'd prefer warm water, but this is fine at least in the summer

MabusIncarnate posted...
Was it everything you hoped and dreamed it would be?
its PRETTY good but i think i need to figure out how to aim it better? It splashes a lot and gets on my thighs so i have to wipe there too, idk if that's normal

Starks posted...
Only if you pair it with a squatty potty
my brother (who gifted me the bidet) SWEARS on poop stools. i gotta try that too

ProfessorKukui posted...
take a sip
i dont know man i got a sink right here

MrCokeacola posted...
I mean it would just make sense that if water feels good going in there maybe other things would feel good in there too...?
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DrizztLink
05/28/2023
10:32 PM
#23
TeaMilk posted...
my brother (who gifted me the bidet) SWEARS on poop stools
I don't think the bailiff would allow that.
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