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Trash music
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He's got a legit terrific voice but he chooses to make garbo cheese betamale music.
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Does Bruno Mars is gay?
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Bruno Mars is OK. I have to be in a certain mood to listen to him, but it does it for me occasionally.
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How can you hate a song like this?

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Heartomaton posted...
Does Bruno Mars is gay?
Just he is career
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I can dig music that's pretty derivative, but brings some element of "freshness" to their act; something that takes their music from being a mash of influences to being theirs, so to speak.

Bruno Mars is a talented guy, but nothing he puts out feels fresh to me. It's all stuff previous artists did better, with nothing that makes it his own - not in his music nor his performance.

Clearly he has his fans, so good for him. To me he might as well be a cover act.
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High technical skill, but no emotion.
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Bruno Mars is in that Lizzo category of musicians who are undeniably talented but somehow manage to make the most boring, forgettable music imaginable.
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Villain_S_Fiend posted...
I can dig music that's pretty derivative, but brings some element of "freshness" to their act; something that takes their music from being a mash of influences to being theirs, so to speak.

Bruno Mars is a talented guy, but nothing he puts out feels fresh to me. It's all stuff previous artists did better, with nothing that makes it his own - not in his music nor his performance.

Clearly he has his fans, so good for him. To me he might as well be a cover act.
Yeah he has amazing skill and voice but his songs are the very definition of corporatized, marketing committee influenced grey slop.
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CRON posted...
Bruno Mars is in that Lizzo category of musicians who are undeniably talented but somehow manage to make the most boring, forgettable music imaginable.

M_Live posted...
I think he's talented but I don't enjoy his music at all aside from the Silk Sonic stuff

These. It's just cheesy fluff and ripped off.
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
These. It's just cheesy fluff and ripped off.
I really think that part is very intentional by the record. Every modern pop songs like they are collage of what's popular, decided by survey or focus group and market research, then they manufacture easily digested music equivalent to a potato chips that the masses dig. Completely soulless.
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I wouldn't disagree that his earlier stuff was trash. "Grenade" definitely is. He started off making teenybopper shit and it was corny as hell.

But he eventually started making some really good modern pop music. I like his old-school shtick; the heavy influence from 60s to 90s R&B, soul, funk, etc. 24K Magic and that Silk Sonic joint are fun albums.
24k magic is an all-time great album.
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deoxxys posted...
How can you hate a song like this?

https://youtu.be/nPvuNsRccVw

To think it's been 10 years since that song came out lol

He's really run the nu-retro style to the ground now. I'd be more interested if he tried to make new music that doesn't make him sound like he's living in the past.
CRON posted...
Bruno Mars is in that Lizzo category of musicians who are undeniably talented but somehow manage to make the most boring, forgettable music imaginable.
I haven't heard much of Lizzo's stuff after the first album, but there was some legit good stuff on there. Again, to me the key is the artist making something familiar feel like it's theirs, and I think Lizzo did a good job of that (at least on that first album). When I hear Mars, all I hear is a bastardized version of what came before him.
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He's so boring to listen to
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