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All cats are bastards
I have a picture of my kitten with both her parents. :l
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mobilebloechel posted...
I had a family of strays in my backyard last yeah
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Seeing as multiple males can impregnate a female at the same time creating a litter that has more than one father yeah a lot of times thats true.
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Well that's not true.

I mean it's certainly true of one of my three as she was born while another of the three had her in captivity.
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I am his father
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bsp77 posted...
I am his father
Sooner or later bsp77, you're going to have to sit him down and have that difficult conversation with him: "Son, there's no easy way to tell you this, so ... OK, here goes. You're adopted."
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Vampire_Chicken posted...
Sooner or later bsp77, you're going to have to sit him down and have that difficult conversation with him: "Son, there's no easy way to tell you this, so ... OK, here goes. You're adopted."

I've had that conversation with the aforementioned born in captivity kitty, Furduh. She responded by going back to sleep.
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What about this cat's children?
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Vampire_Chicken posted...
Sooner or later bsp77, you're going to have to sit him down and have that difficult conversation with him: "Son, there's no easy way to tell you this, so ... OK, here goes. You're adopted."
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We never knew who our cat's parents were because she was a stray. I think it's truer to say she adopted us . She broke the news to us in a "Oh, by the way, I live here now. So that's a tin of rabbit Whiskas for breakfast, OK? Goodnight!" kind of way.
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Vampire_Chicken posted...
We never knew who our cat's parents were because she was a stray. I think it's truer to say she adopted us . She broke the news to us in a "Oh, by the way, I live here now. So that's a tin of rabbit Whiskas for breakfast, OK? Goodnight!" kind of way.

My best buddy, (Duo) Maxwell adopted my girlfriend. The adoption process involved her leaving food out, and many instances/pictures of my gentle giant buddy sharing a meal with raccoons and possums
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Best buddy as seen here

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FolkenRawr posted...
Best buddy as seen here

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/0/5/AAQh2QAAEjs1.jpg
Ah, the classic "In my former incarnation, I was a door stopper."
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Vampire_Chicken posted...
Ah, the classic "In my former incarnation, I was a door stopper."

I'll take a door stopper over the also aforementioned ho that had babies in captivity - 'walking behind cat' oh shit oh fuck! Better split stop! Oh noes plan didn't work! Shittier fuckier! Better freak out and run towards dad, specifically between his feet!
Bonus points when it's night time and unlike cats I don't have natural night vision
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The cat I adopted comes from a house hold where her parents breed like rabbits and they keep some of the kittens from each litter. My cat definitely knew her father.
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