Wouagh the guy in the bathroom stall next to me is groaning and I heard him say

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DocileOrangeCup
09/29/2023
06:45 PM
#1
"that's the problem with cheap toilet paper...... Mmmman this toilet paper sucks...." what should I do should I help him
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Gobstoppers12
09/29/2023
06:45 PM
#2
Make some soup for him.
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HairyQueen
09/29/2023
06:50 PM
#3
Offer a hand under the stall
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ANort175
09/29/2023
06:51 PM
#4
Just gently whisper "I could be your toilet paper"
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divot1338
09/29/2023
06:55 PM
#5
Hand him a bunch of paper towels for washing your hands.
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potdnewb
09/29/2023
06:55 PM
#6
remind them that if they left the toilet sit they can wash their butt in the toilet water
ScazarMeltex
09/29/2023
06:56 PM
#7
Gobstoppers12 posted...
Make some soup for him.
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k1zzl3_82
09/29/2023
06:56 PM
#8
give him your sock
InTheEyesOfFire
09/29/2023
06:59 PM
#9
Ask him to spare a square.
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ArsGoetia
09/29/2023
07:01 PM
#10
ANort175 posted...
Just gently whisper "I could be your toilet paper"

nah sing it loud to the tune of hero by enrique iglesias
Kurt_Russel
09/29/2023
07:15 PM
#11
Tell him how you brought your own triple-ply and that he cant have any.
You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?
archizzy
09/29/2023
07:16 PM
#12
Laugh at him for not knowing how to use the three sea shells.
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thronedfire2
09/29/2023
07:17 PM
#13
in a perfect future all bathroom stalls will be 100% soundproof

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DarkFists
09/29/2023
07:18 PM
#14
TC, there's only one thing you can do...buy him a roll of toilet paper that's somehow almost as much as buying a pack of them
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