Scenario: you become a supervillain

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littlebro07
11/26/2023
05:55 PM
#1
But instead of acquiring world ending powers or killing people, you gain a power that just lets you annoy/inconvenience people. What do you choose?

I would make it so every time someone wears socks but without shoes, puddles spontaneously form in front of them.
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R1masher
11/26/2023
05:58 PM
#3
Id post in inane topics on ce
R1R1R1R1R1R1
Questionmarktarius
11/26/2023
06:08 PM
#4
mobilebloechel posted...
Every dog is now a pit bull
Every dog is now a tiny yappy purse-dog
Irony
11/26/2023
06:09 PM
#5
Everybody now feels like they have water stuck in their ear
See profile pic
Glob
11/26/2023
06:11 PM
#6
Have the ability to make people suddenly really need to get to a toilet.
MabusIncarnate
11/26/2023
06:12 PM
#7
Every traffic light in the world now stays red for 7 minutes at a time.
And as the people bend, The moral fabric dies, Then country can't pretend to ignore its peoples cries.
littlebro07
11/26/2023
06:20 PM
#8
MabusIncarnate posted...
Every traffic light in the world now stays red for 7 minutes at a time.

You fucking monster
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kirbyy
11/26/2023
06:22 PM
#9
Feeling like you have to sneeze all the time but it never comes. Can inflict on random strangers for any duration at will
"Crayons taste like purple." Tardy the wise on the edibility of chalk pastels.
NatsuSama
11/26/2023
06:24 PM
#10
https://youtu.be/QfgpvuxTb48?feature=shared

The only sound you can hear for the rest of your life. Going deaf won't stop it.
WAAAH, I CAN'T BEAT THIS GUY WITH HIS TACTICS, I'M GONNA CALL IT SPAM AND CONDEMN HIM FOR USING IT
Verdekal
11/26/2023
06:27 PM
#11
Everyone gets a lot more eye floaters.
Don't tease the octopus, kids!
littlebro07
11/26/2023
06:30 PM
#12
Making it so theres never a cold side of the pillow again for anyone
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Quorthon109
11/26/2023
06:34 PM
#13
Everyone hears that little "eeeeee" sound like there's a mosquito near their ear. They can wave their hand around their head to negate the effect, but once that happens I'm able to reinflict.
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VeggetaX
11/26/2023
06:35 PM
#14
Everyone thinks they're a supervillain already
Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple
Dictator of Nice Guys
Just_a_loser
11/26/2023
06:36 PM
#15
Men and women will now always be brutally honest about everything.
Your face looks like I need a beer.
RoosterGold
11/26/2023
06:54 PM
#16
Every item you need to use now has one of those little pull tabs you have to grab and peel off before using the item. It takes you 100 tries before you can actually grab the tab each time
The greatest rooster you've never heard of
DementedDurian
11/26/2023
06:56 PM
#17
I would make everyone eat with their butt instead of normally.
(She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3
Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones.
ReturnOfThaJedi
11/26/2023
06:57 PM
#18
Every time someone farts, the Cocomelon theme plays
https://vine.co/v/OnxDJZlq5nF
#1 RWBY Superfan
Xatrion
11/26/2023
06:59 PM
#19
Everyone now has taste buds. In their butt.
Shut your BF28/9 sound hole and listen up.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Strike three.
HA4e
11/26/2023
07:03 PM
#20
It was me! I made the item scanner scan that pack of *blank* two times when you're buying one!
"They don't decide who you are, you do. You are who you choose to be."
Ok sigless
Zergrush80
11/26/2023
08:09 PM
#21
The ability to whisper in your ears from anywhere.
For the Swarm!!!!!
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