Is memory foam bad for sex?

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dioxxys
12/02/2023
05:55 PM
#1
My mom and brother are pitching in together to get me a nice queen bed but it's memory foam.

Very noticeable how less bouncy memory foam is. Worried about sex because one of the best tricks is to use the other person's w weight to your advantage and have the mattress do the work and bounce them back up.

But it's such a nice gift I don't know how to begin telling my brother or mom I don't want it or if we can return it It's still in the box
MICHALECOLE
12/02/2023
05:56 PM
#2
This mfer bouncing on his bed like a trampoline while fuckin
archizzy
12/02/2023
05:59 PM
#3
Even ignoring sex I dislike memory foam when you change positions and it feels like you are laying on lumpy ground. Takes too long to go back to normal and reform. In my opinion the best mattresses are hybrids which are conventional coil and memory foam. Its top tier.
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Irony
12/02/2023
05:59 PM
#4
Only if you fall asleep face down with an erection
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TimeForAction
12/02/2023
06:00 PM
#5
is to use the other person's w weight to your advantage and have the mattress do the work and bounce them back up.

lol
PoopPotato
12/02/2023
06:01 PM
#6
It remembers all of your farts.
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MarthGoomba
12/02/2023
06:06 PM
#7
latex is best
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dioxxys
12/02/2023
06:12 PM
#8
MICHALECOLE posted...
This mfer bouncing on his bed like a trampoline while fuckin
Interestingly enough the experience is about identical.
LordFarquad1312
12/02/2023
06:13 PM
#9
MICHALECOLE posted...
This mfer bouncing on his bed like a trampoline while fuckin
I imagined something like this, except they're doing a different position each time they come into view
https://youtu.be/clKqZZynW9E?t=61
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boomgetchopped3
12/02/2023
06:15 PM
#10
For missionary maybe that would help. When I had springs she would hit her head on the base board a lot tho. For doggy I dont think it matters. I really love my memory foam.
brestugo
12/02/2023
06:16 PM
#11
Anecdotal, but I have a buddy whose brother works at a mattress store, and he says that memory foam mattresses sometimes get returned for that very reason. Hard to get any "leverage", so to speak.

If I'm making this up, your matress is freeeeeeeeeeeeee!

IYKYK

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FolkenRawr
12/02/2023
06:22 PM
#12
Yes. Memory foam socks for sex.
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FolkenRawr
12/02/2023
06:23 PM
#13
brestugo posted...
Anecdotal, but I have a buddy whose brother works at a mattress store, and he says that memory foam mattresses sometimes get returned for that very reason. Hard to get any "leverage", so to speak.

If I'm making this up, your matress is freeeeeeeeeeeeee!

IYKYK

I sold mattresses for years. Yes, I've seen quite a few returned for that. I've steered far more aware from foam to mitigate that.
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boomgetchopped3
12/02/2023
06:27 PM
#14
FolkenRawr posted...
I sold mattresses for years. Yes, I've seen quite a few returned for that. I've steered far more aware from foam to mitigate that.

what kind of customer feels obligated to share that
BloodMoon7
12/02/2023
06:29 PM
#15
boomgetchopped3 posted...
what kind of customer feels obligated to share that
A sexually frustrated one
My maid will hear about this.
tremain07
12/02/2023
06:30 PM
#16
boomgetchopped3 posted...
what kind of customer feels obligated to share that
You'd be surprised how forthcoming some people are about their sex lives
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brestugo
12/02/2023
06:36 PM
#17
tremain07 posted...
You'd be surprised how forthcoming some people are about their sex lives

Seems like kind of a humble brag. "Which mattress is best for sending your partner through the roof?"
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Enclave
12/02/2023
06:37 PM
#18
TC, please never again create a topic with the title

Is memory foam bad for sex?

And have the first sentence start with

My mom and brother are pitching in together

The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist.
FolkenRawr
12/02/2023
07:37 PM
#19
boomgetchopped3 posted...
what kind of customer feels obligated to share that

Sex is a real, natural, part of a relationship. When spending thousands of dollars on something it's easier when people are forthright.
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Corbenik
12/02/2023
07:39 PM
#20
get a water bed
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boomgetchopped3
12/02/2023
07:41 PM
#21
FolkenRawr posted...
Sex is a real, natural, part of a relationship. When spending thousands of dollars on something it's easier when people are forthright.

yeah, but tmi for making a return tho. Unless the store needs to know that for their archives
FolkenRawr
12/02/2023
07:42 PM
#22
boomgetchopped3 posted...
yeah, but tmi for making a return tho. Unless the store needs to know that for their archives

Moreso with a reselect than an outright return.
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dioxxys
12/04/2023
06:08 AM
#23
My brother opened his before Christmas, I tried it out. Confirmed no bounce.... But its comfy as fuckkkkk. Im so torn between amazing sleep and a good battle arena.

tremain07
12/04/2023
06:27 AM
#24
dioxxys posted...
My brother opened his before Christmas, I tried it out. Confirmed no bounce.... But its comfy as fuckkkkk. Im so torn between amazing sleep and a good battle arena.
Battle arena? Are you one of those people who who battle fuck?
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Lokison
12/04/2023
06:34 AM
#25
tremain07 posted...
Battle arena? Are you one of those people who who battle fuck?
Is it even sex if you don't have physically fight during?
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Aressar
12/04/2023
06:43 AM
#26
My ex had a memory foam mattress. Didn't bother me in any way, sex or otherwise.
One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.
tremain07
12/04/2023
06:43 AM
#27
No battle fuck isn't violence it's more of an endurance contest with loose rules that aren't always applied but the most common style is
no penetration allowed
no sex toys allowed
one person has to endure whatever non penetrative sexual act the other person is doing to them for 5 minutes without finishing to win the battle fuck while the other has to make the person finish within that time frame to win. Get it? Once the five minutes is up you can always continue by switching places with each other or you can just go ahead and fuck if you're both too lust fueled to care about the battle anymore it's a great way to learn foreplay or simply have fun with your partner.
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Guide
12/04/2023
06:51 AM
#28
Memory foam is not great for sex for exactly the reasons said, BUT the compensation you do is a great workout.
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Ricemills
12/04/2023
06:54 AM
#29
Yeah they'll keep bringing up the past
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you.
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dioxxys
12/05/2023
12:58 AM
#30
tremain07 posted...
Battle arena? Are you one of those people who who battle fuck?
Lol its just a funny way of referring to intense seggs
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