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Alakazamtrainer
12/19/2023
02:30 PM
#1
So did you hear, someone gave Marah Carey a sheep for christmas, because all she wanted for christmas was ewe.
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Robot2600
12/19/2023
02:35 PM
#2
Merry Christmas? I barely know her!
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Beveren_Rabbit
12/19/2023
02:39 PM
#3
her: if you're going to stay here you're going to need to tip
dad: here's a tip, lose some weight!
*flops*
Heartomaton
12/19/2023
02:39 PM
#4
Let's make some soup.
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Beveren_Rabbit
12/19/2023
02:40 PM
#5
*dad a shoe store*

"you're going to be walking out of here with 3 shoes. one on your foot and 2 up your ass!"
*flops*
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