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DarthDemented
02/06/2024
06:32 PM
#1
It's deafening and gets detected by seismologists hundreds of miles away. Is this the apocalypse? Why is the military gathering around a house?
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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
02/06/2024
06:35 PM
#2
Sorry, it was me. I did the megaphone thing, but before I could say something I outgassed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCyXsHC-lQ4

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DarthDemented
02/06/2024
06:44 PM
#3
Is that why the military is digging you out of the rubble and taking you away to experiment on how they can weaponize your ass? Why are your pants in shreds? Wait...fuck there was another one. Where did it come from? The ground shook til it opened up.
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DarthDemented
02/06/2024
07:34 PM
#4
Fuck, there's another one. It just took out a chunk of the earth. Why would you rip that one?
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MatzoTov
02/06/2024
07:36 PM
#5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgkdR-0ZkKw
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