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Solid_Sonic
02/22/2024
04:32 PM
#51
Wasn't me saying that.

I don't think her boobs are oversized, though.
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DaveTheUseless
02/22/2024
04:32 PM
#52
well if someone's getting reborn someone's gonna have to feed the babies
it may as well be her
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masterpug53
02/22/2024
04:35 PM
#53
CrimsonGear80 posted...
Ok that's what she is. what's the problem?

Sorry, I lost the point of the thread by the time I quoted your post and thought you were responding directly to the 'it's a video game' defense in a more general sort of 'expect the impossible but not the implausible' way.

For the record, I've personally never had a complaint about Remake Tifa and am in favor of the sports bra.
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hockeybabe89
02/22/2024
04:42 PM
#54
creativerealms posted...
There were people who were so insistent that Tifa would have a flat chest in the remake that they gas lit themselves into believing it happened before any images of reboot Tifa appeared. It doesn't matter what her chest was actually like, they already believed she was going go be flat and would never change their minds.

You can't change the minds of delusional people.
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008Zulu
02/22/2024
04:43 PM
#55
Real fans are happy there's a new game. Fake fans are mad over boobs.
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VirtuousWrath
02/22/2024
04:52 PM
#56
Tifa is an interesting phenomenon because some dudes actually expected PS1 proportions with PS5 graphics which is just like... borderline CGI porn.
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lorddrakath1522
02/22/2024
04:55 PM
#57
VirtuousWrath posted...
Tifa is an interesting phenomenon because some dudes actually expected PS1 proportions with PS5 graphics which is just like... borderline CGI porn.

That's technically what we got since the characters' models are based on their psx official art and battle models.
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LeCh0nk
02/22/2024
04:56 PM
#58
WingsOfGood posted...
video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaeKcYw7tFo

Goddamn I can't wait for the nude mods on PC.
edit: Fuck, quoted the wrong video. There we go.
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Blue_Inigo
02/22/2024
05:01 PM
#59
She doesn't even look crazy huge in Advent Children tbh
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WingsOfGood
02/22/2024
05:01 PM
#60
LeCh0nk posted...
Goddamn I can't wait for the nude mods on PC.

>.>
NeonOPPAl
02/22/2024
05:02 PM
#61
LeCh0nk posted...


Goddamn I can't wait for the nude mods on PC.
edit: Fuck, quoted the wrong video. There we go.
No, you quoted the right one
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thronedfire2
02/22/2024
05:02 PM
#62
Tifa got an enhancement?
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cjsdowg
02/22/2024
05:04 PM
#64
WingsOfGood posted...
video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaeKcYw7tFo

What bullcrap. They got Barret covered up.
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Hayame_Zero
02/22/2024
05:19 PM
#65
I wonder what Tifa's alt outfits are gonna be like in Tekken 8...
...I think I'm done here...
LeCh0nk
02/22/2024
05:19 PM
#66
WingsOfGood posted...
video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaeKcYw7tFo
Also, there's a universe in which Sephiroth stabs Aerith and/or Tifa in this scene
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Enclave
02/22/2024
05:26 PM
#67
NeonOPPAl posted...
"They didn't censor her boobs, they just covered them up a lot and put them in a restrictive garment so you can't see them anyway"

Something's wrong with you if you think this:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9e7cf950.jpg

is more attractive than

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fcd4415a.jpg
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NeonOPPAl
02/22/2024
05:29 PM
#68
I want to poke my tongue on the tips of those triangles
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AngelsNAirwav3s
02/22/2024
06:33 PM
#69
WingsOfGood posted...
video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaeKcYw7tFo

Dammit I guess I am finally buying a PS5 this year
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Solid_Sonic
02/22/2024
06:37 PM
#70
Modern Tifa is the height of perfect figure.

Why can't she be real?
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wanderingshade
02/22/2024
06:37 PM
#71
But she has 34F size instead of 38G like she's supposed to, therefore woke and bad and the west has fallen.
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MarthGoomba
02/22/2024
06:42 PM
#72
Where is Yuffie's swimsuit
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AngelsNAirwav3s
02/22/2024
07:53 PM
#73
Honestly this just kills the immersion for me, I mean are we actually supposed to believe that this group traveled together for so long and the guys were never like bro Tifa has the most amazing tits I have ever seen in my entire life???
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NeonOPPAl
02/22/2024
08:19 PM
#74
AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
Honestly this just kills the immersion for me, I mean are we actually supposed to believe that this group traveled together for so long and the guys were never like bro Tifa has the most amazing tits I have ever seen in my entire life???
Right?
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Dakimakura
02/22/2024
08:21 PM
#75
tifa got a reduction
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nocturnal_traveler
02/22/2024
08:27 PM
#78
Didn't she have Lego boobs in the original? And the cutscenes had her boobs smaller than the remake. They were only huge in Advent Children.

Btw, Barret is rocking that sailor suit.
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Mad-Dogg
02/22/2024
10:40 PM
#79
AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
Honestly this just kills the immersion for me, I mean are we actually supposed to believe that this group traveled together for so long and the guys were never like bro Tifa has the most amazing tits I have ever seen in my entire life???
To be fair in jrpg-land the average person is pretty attractive, lol. Tifa is peak attractive in their world, but it ain't like the rest of them is too far off. Look at scarlet man.......her evil attractiveness/boobs. Evil boobs. For every palmer there is like.........10 reeves or something.

Even the comic relief is handsome. Look at that handsome mullet:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a14534e1.jpg

It is a beautiful people world with the palmers and the hojos being the minority, lol.

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Background_Guy
02/22/2024
11:43 PM
#80
creativerealms posted...
There were people who were so insistent that Tifa would have a flat chest in the remake that they gas lit themselves into believing it happened before any images of reboot Tifa appeared. It doesn't matter what her chest was actually like, they already believed she was going go be flat and would never change their minds.

You can't change the minds of delusional people.
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FortuneCookie
02/22/2024
11:53 PM
#81
No one called her "flat."

Also,

WingsOfGood posted...
this got past ethics committee ?

Punished_Blinx
02/23/2024
12:01 AM
#82
FortuneCookie posted...
No one called her "flat."

Also,

But did she get a reduction?

Fuck!
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FortuneCookie
02/23/2024
12:14 AM
#83
Punished_Blinx posted...
But did she get a reduction?

Fuck!

She was smaller when she first showed up. I guess the official story now is that she was wearing a sports bra.

In any event, this is a fantastic look for her. <_<

Link_of_time
02/23/2024
12:14 AM
#84
Solid_Sonic posted...
Modern Tifa is the height of perfect figure.

Why can't she be real?
Eh, stick with tits. Plenty of those around.
Turducken
02/23/2024
12:17 AM
#85
MarthGoomba posted...
Where is Yuffie's swimsuit

Probably in the kid's section of Sears.
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