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MarcoRubio
02/23/2024
08:28 PM
#51
...I sleep with men tho
Confirmed unbiased
Mistere_Man
02/23/2024
08:30 PM
#52
BloodMoon7 posted...
Even 300 lb women don't wanna fuck me so nothing changes except I'm now very rich

This
Water+Fall=Radiation.
Kurt_Russel
02/23/2024
08:32 PM
#53
fuck yeah, yo! Get lost in that! Big girls ftw!
You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?
SuperVegitoFAN
02/23/2024
08:43 PM
#54
Yeah. Im likely aromantic anyways (or atleast the idea of romance scares me) so that would never happen anyways.

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DarthDemented
02/24/2024
02:37 AM
#55
SuperVegitoFAN posted...
Yeah. Im likely aromantic anyways (or atleast the idea of romance scares me) so that would never happen anyways.
It says have sex, not have a relationship with them.
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Philip027
02/24/2024
02:41 AM
#56
I'm asexual, so this is easy money.

My spouse isn't, but I'm sure even they would take the money too.
PraetorXyn
02/24/2024
02:45 AM
#57
Ill take the money. 8 havent gotten laid since 2016 and that isnt likely to change at 37.
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GGuirao13
02/24/2024
03:53 AM
#58
Deal.
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Vengeance29
02/24/2024
03:57 AM
#59
I already do, so it's a free 11 million.
Philip027
02/24/2024
04:03 AM
#60
Philip027 posted...
I'm asexual, so this is easy money.

My spouse isn't, but I'm sure even they would take the money too.

Bit of a facepalm moment for me -- I only just now realized that my spouse could take this deal and not even have to change their behavior at all. So duh, of course they would.

Let's just say that what I meant earlier was that I'm sure they'd accept never having sex again for a sum like $11m.
TimeForAction
02/24/2024
04:49 AM
#61
Ill strap a board to my ass so I dont fall in
UnfairRepresent
02/24/2024
11:56 AM
#62
MarcoRubio posted...
...I sleep with men tho
Then they have to be over 350lbs
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
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Crystal_pony
02/24/2024
03:31 PM
#63
WilliamPorygon posted...
And there's no downside for me either

So in your case wouldn't it be a whale or some other aquatic creature?

Yes: I like muscular men so just be with someone who works out all day and has enormous muscles.

Neigh I say... neigh
Alakazamtrainer
02/24/2024
03:33 PM
#64
I mean i am gay and tend to be asexual leaning so i dont see much of an issue with it, and like this one said:

Crystal_pony posted...


Yes: I like muscular men so just be with someone who works out all day and has enormous muscles.



add tall and it wont be much of an issue
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ItsNotA2Mer
02/24/2024
03:34 PM
#65
Wait a minute, why do guys instantly get an extra 50lbs. tacked on?
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UnfairRepresent
02/24/2024
03:38 PM
#66
ItsNotA2Mer posted...
Wait a minute, why do guys instantly get an extra 50lbs. tacked on?
Because men are larger than women and weigh more than women
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
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OmegaM
02/24/2024
03:38 PM
#67
Yes because no woman wants me anyway. Maybe if the woman is at least 6 feet tall and only a little over 300 pounds it wouldn't be that bad. I might enjoy being totally dominated by her in bed.
ItsNotA2Mer
02/24/2024
03:56 PM
#68
UnfairRepresent posted...
Because men are larger than women and weigh more than women

Pshhttt, scam-ola.
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Crimsoness
02/24/2024
03:57 PM
#69
Being bisexual this is easy money
She/her
Dynamite with a laser beam
Mechu
02/24/2024
03:57 PM
#70
Not like I'm getting laid regardless.
Constant isolation and distress.
Kradek
02/24/2024
04:23 PM
#71
willythemailboy posted...
The correct term for that is vocel - voluntary celibate rather than involuntary.

Damn, can't believe I forgot the actual term. Appreciate that.
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lydiaquayle
02/24/2024
04:27 PM
#72
ItsNotA2Mer posted...
Wait a minute, why do guys instantly get an extra 50lbs. tacked on?
Muscle and bone density.
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Trumble
02/24/2024
04:27 PM
#73
That might be tolerable with chicks who are also quite tall. And you do get the occasional larger girl who's still really cute.
Chicken butt.
Vampire_Chicken
02/24/2024
04:42 PM
#74
Absolutely. I've always been crazy about fat chicks anyway.
The shadows are marching.
BoyOfBattle
02/24/2024
04:43 PM
#75
yes. with that much money just retire and spend my days doing my hobbies

companionship? i got my bros for that. horny? i can buy some military grade fleshlights or some shit
AMAB. fight the good fight
UnfairRepresent
02/24/2024
04:52 PM
#76
Kradek posted...
Damn, can't believe I forgot the actual term. Appreciate that.
I mean it's still involunitary because you're effectively cursed

You would still be having sex with normal women if you could
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
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Ratchetrockon
02/24/2024
05:24 PM
#77
sure
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rexcrk
02/24/2024
08:56 PM
#78


Meh. Im not interested in sex (or even dating at this point) anyway, but I AM constantly worrying about money, and having that much money would eliminate like 99% of my stressors and allow me to live a genuinely happy life, so Ill take that money for sure.

I'll trade with anyone that has a jacuuuuzziiiii
UnfairRepresent
02/25/2024
04:45 AM
#79
Crimsoness posted...
Being bisexual this is easy money
I mean it's the same dilemma whether you are bi or not
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
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