Ukraine, why are you fighting back?
I know Putin, he is a friend of mine, and he is really smart. So smart, so it is impossible for Russia to lose.
So save your lifes, Ukraine, and give up!
I just had a phone call with Putin.
I asked, Hey Putin, why are you fighting Ukraine?
He said that the country was full of Nazis.
You know, USA and Russia fought the Nazis together in the World War, we were an unstopable team.
So we will fight the Nazis together as a team again!
First we are going to ship some needed ammo to Russia, and then we will make NATO help them kill the evil Nazis, so we can make the world great again!
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