Guys why are you getting a digital subscription system for GameFAQs of all thing

If you sign up for PigeonFAQs Premium, you could be handed FAQs, Cheats, and Board in paper form delivered to you via a pigeon

That way you'll own it forever. None of these greedy digital havers who can yoink these valuable threads and FAQs away from us at will

I was promised a certificate, one that I can print out.

legendarylemur posted...

If you sign up for PigeonFAQs Premium, you could be handed FAQs, Cheats, and Board in paper form delivered to you via a pigeon

I see nothing here about a certificate. No sale!

The certificate(tm) is a scam made by the inner workings of JameFAQs (not the mods, they do not truly control the site). If you hold the certificate above a fire, you'll find a small print that says you do not physically own the guides. They'll come to your house and take it away from you at will