Cute Catholic chick on 2nd date: Masturbation is basically a sin.

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SrRd_RacinG
03/15/2024
03:42 PM
#1
"I couldn't ever form a romantic relationship with somebody who has masturbated even once . I do apologize if I'm being a bit blunt, but this is very important to me and I prefer important matters clarified early on. I hope you understand."

3rd date?
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Jupiter
03/15/2024
03:43 PM
#2
Catholic chick
No first date.
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WingsOfGood
03/15/2024
03:45 PM
#3
Wouldn't you just need to tell the priest you masturbate and it is ok?
Murphiroth
03/15/2024
03:45 PM
#4
Define basically.
R1masher
03/15/2024
03:46 PM
#5
Sure, Ive never masturbated and Im into Catholicism
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boxoto
03/15/2024
03:46 PM
#6
as the great Gary Busey once said, "SIN equals self-imposed nonsense"
Don't you agree, Zach?
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Phantom_Nook
03/15/2024
03:46 PM
#7
with your help, I'll never need to masturbate.
currently waiting for my turn in Master Duel.
bsp77
03/15/2024
03:47 PM
#8
Then come back to my place so I don't have to

I seriously might say that because the relationship is doomed anyway
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Southernfatman
03/15/2024
03:48 PM
#9
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When I sin I sin real good.
WingsOfGood
03/15/2024
03:52 PM
#10
Phantom_Nook posted...
with your help, I'll never need to masturbate.

Your soul is in her hands!
The_Korey
03/15/2024
03:54 PM
#11
Jupiter posted...
No first date.

But also, Yay SrRd's back!

Wait, were you in purgatory or banned?
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BewmHedshot
03/15/2024
03:56 PM
#12
Has TC ever met a Catholic lmao my catholic youth programs were all about jerkin it so we didn't have kids.
MrMojoRising
03/15/2024
03:56 PM
#13
Does she not know about confession? Some people really don't know how to do catholicism
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ai123
03/15/2024
03:57 PM
#14
The Catholic Church has ways to rid yourself of sin.

This girl seems to have issues.
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Ricemills
03/15/2024
03:58 PM
#15
"hell yeah, that's why it feels so good"
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ScazarMeltex
03/15/2024
04:00 PM
#16
Were I single I'd never date anyone with strong religious views.
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EyeWontBeFooled
03/15/2024
04:02 PM
#17
Your existence is basically an original sin. Walk out of room.
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LightningThief
03/15/2024
04:06 PM
#18
Wish her luck.

Don't think she's going to have much luck finding someone who's never masturbated even once. Although I'm sure she will find a bunch of liars lol.
NoxObscuras
03/15/2024
04:07 PM
#19
Ideally, I'd pick up on her heavy religious beliefs before we even get to a first date. But yeah, I'd just end things there. I'm agnostic and don't want a partner that pushes religious beliefs onto me.

BewmHedshot posted...
Has TC ever met a Catholic lmao my catholic youth programs were all about jerkin it so we didn't have kids.
I went to Catholic School for part of middle school and they were 100% pushing the mindset that masturbation is a sin and that God knows if you do, because he sees all.

They also really pushed abstinence and that sex before marriage was a sin. They even made us take a field trip to go see a play about abstinence.
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Foppe
03/15/2024
04:09 PM
#20
So she will do anal.
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SrRd_RacinG
03/15/2024
04:41 PM
#21
The_Korey posted...
But also, Yay SrRd's back!

Wait, were you in purgatory or banned?

6 months purgatory haha.

I'm surprised anybody noticed. Let's all ride this GameFAQs bad boy out till the end.
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vycebrand2
03/15/2024
04:43 PM
#22
Jupiter posted...
No first date.
Same. Super Devout no way.
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Umbreon
03/15/2024
04:49 PM
#23
"Good luck living a life of celibacy!"

No seriously, you already have kids playing 'Doctor' out of curiosity. The chances of someone not once doing some experimental exploring is slim to none. This is before puberty comes into play.
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BewmHedshot
03/15/2024
04:52 PM
#24
NoxObscuras posted...
Ideally, I'd pick up on her heavy religious beliefs before we even get to a first date. But yeah, I'd just end things there. I'm agnostic and don't want a partner that pushes religious beliefs onto me.

I went to Catholic School for part of middle school and they were 100% pushing the mindset that masturbation is a sin and that God knows if you do, because he sees all.

They also really pushed abstinence and that sex before marriage was a sin. They even made us take a field trip to go see a play about abstinence.
Yeah for middle school I would understand that.

This was junior/senior year of high school though where they at least pretended like they were treating us like adults.
SrRd_RacinG
03/15/2024
08:55 PM
#25
Bump 4 religious scholars.
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Smashingpmkns
03/15/2024
08:56 PM
#26
She should have got the hint from my hairy palms
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MartavisBryant
03/15/2024
09:43 PM
#28
*Begins to masturbate while maintaining intense eye contact*
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong
Scardude
03/16/2024
12:04 AM
#29
It means she has a past that she wants to make sure you won't pry in.
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lilORANG
03/16/2024
12:06 AM
#30
Fortunately, Jesus forgives sins so it's no biggie.
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