$1,200,000 but you have to eat a foot long Subway sandwich every day

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UnfairRepresent
03/24/2024
09:53 AM
#1
Money is after tax but if you'll take it you'll have to eat one of Subway's standard Footlong subs every 24 hours.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/8b5084b2.jpg

Would you do it?
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Revolution_X
03/24/2024
09:54 AM
#3
I'll use my BOGO50 coupon and double up.
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Notti
03/24/2024
09:54 AM
#4
Make it 2 a day, and yes either way.
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cadcrafter
03/24/2024
09:54 AM
#5
No deal, it would be bad if subway pulls out of the US or goes bankrupt or something
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UnfairRepresent
03/24/2024
10:04 AM
#6
Notti posted...
Make it 2 a day, and yes either way.
wat
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
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reincarnator07
03/24/2024
10:37 AM
#7
For how long?
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TyVulpine
03/24/2024
10:37 AM
#8
Sure.
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EpicMickeyDrew
03/24/2024
10:37 AM
#9
Do I have to buy the footlong myself
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ReiRei89
03/24/2024
10:38 AM
#10
Subway wrecks my stomach but for that much money I'd do it.
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emblem-man
03/24/2024
10:43 AM
#11
I can eat whatever, I just also have to eat a footlong? What's the downside, lol
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ironman2009
03/24/2024
10:44 AM
#12
incredibly easy deal
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GrandConjuraton
03/24/2024
10:46 AM
#13
emblem-man posted...
I can eat whatever, I just also have to eat a footlong? What's the downside, lol
This.

Their food isn't amazing, but is it bad? Not at all, so this seems like a weird "drawback".
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Kami_no_Kami
03/24/2024
10:48 AM
#14
cadcrafter posted...
No deal, it would be bad if subway pulls out of the US or goes bankrupt or something
Why would it be bad? TC didnt specify what would happen if you stop. Presumably this would be by magic anyway.

Anyway, yeah. I would do this for free.
Starks
03/24/2024
10:49 AM
#15
Can it be a flatbread or can I take it apart?

Or Broodwich rules?
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Venixon
03/24/2024
10:53 AM
#16
I'll take it!
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
03/24/2024
10:58 AM
#17
Even if I am horribly sick that day?
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SpawnShadow
03/24/2024
10:59 AM
#18
Can I choose which sandwich I get every day, or does it get randomly assigned?
Revelation34
03/24/2024
11:02 AM
#19
SpawnShadow posted...
Can I choose which sandwich I get every day, or does it get randomly assigned?


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RetuenOfDevsman
03/24/2024
11:06 AM
#20
I'm assuming the sandwich is provided.

I used to be quite the fan of Subway. I haven't been in alright around ten years, for two reasons:
1. I just found better sandwich shops.
2. The "Five dollar footlong" promotion which was a boldfaced lie.

But you know, I could totally go for a ham and egg on flatbread a couple days a week, if it were free. Swapping it out for a cold cut combo or a meatball sub on the remaining days doesn't sound too bad either, since I'm getting paid for it.

A part of me wants to asked how long I have to do this for, but honestly, I'm kinda thinking even if it's the rest of my life, I'd be ok with it.

Now, I'm also assuming--and this is no doubt a hilariously unsafe assumption--thar the quality has not degraded in the last decade. Which I probably shouldn't assume, but I'm doing it anyway.

I also assume--and this I would call a SAFE assumption--thar there are exceptions for unusual circumstances. Like if I get stranded in a small town that doesn't have a Subway, for example, I won't get struck by lightning.
Revelation34
03/24/2024
11:07 AM
#21
RetuenOfDevsman posted...
I'm assuming the sandwich is provided.

I used to be quite the fan of Subway. I haven't been in alright around ten years, for two reasons:
1. I just found better sandwich shops.
2. The "Five dollar footlong" promotion which was a boldfaced lie.

But you know, I could totally go for a ham and egg on flatbread a couple days a week, if it were free. Swapping it out for a cold cut combo or a meatball sub on the remaining days doesn't sound too bad either, since I'm getting paid for it.

A part of me wants to asked how long I have to do this for, but honestly, I'm kinda thinking even if it's the rest of my life, I'd be ok with it.

Now, I'm also assuming--and this is no doubt a hilariously unsafe assumption--thar the quality has not degraded in the last decade. Which I probably shouldn't assume, but I'm doing it anyway.


How was it a lie?
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RetuenOfDevsman
03/24/2024
11:17 AM
#22
Revelation34 posted...
How was it a lie?
Because 12 inches and one foot are the same thing.

A "footlong", as Subway intentionally branded it specifically to get away with lying on television, is one of a couple of sandwiches, and does not refer to any 12" sub, even as they appended "ANY ANY ANY" to the end of their jingle:

https://youtu.be/Pt6g9H-KDD0?si=us_9yKVpi__OaILX

But the better 12" subs didn't count as "footlongs" because for some reason they were allowed to get away with that.

It's exactly the same semantics as Chick-fil-A thinking they could get away with saying they invented the chicken sandwich, by simply branding their chicken sandwich as "chicken sandwich." Except in this case, it got you in the door expecting to pay one price before getting bait n switched.

And I'm not even talking about special orders or substitutions. I'm talking a 12" sub on the menu at like $6.50 or whatever.
UnfairRepresent
03/25/2024
05:05 AM
#23
Wat
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SgtBash
03/25/2024
05:29 AM
#24
I like the Meatball marinara ones

Ham & cheese used to be my go to but the Meatball one is supreme.

I'd take the $1.2m.
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Revelation34
03/25/2024
05:50 AM
#25
UnfairRepresent posted...
Wat


I agree.
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Alteres
03/25/2024
06:14 AM
#26
He means like the Italian bmt specialty sub wouldnt count for the 5 dollar footlongs.

I remember it was like that for a while, but iirc it was only near the beginning or end of when they ran that promotion
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Revelation34
03/26/2024
09:49 AM
#27
Alteres posted...
He means like the Italian bmt specialty sub wouldnt count for the 5 dollar footlongs.

I remember it was like that for a while, but iirc it was only near the beginning or end of when they ran that promotion


None of them were like that. I remember when footings were $3 anyway.
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Mistere_Man
03/26/2024
09:51 AM
#28
If we have to buy the subs the money probably wouldnt last a month.
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