Hypothetical: You're offered every single role in a Hollywood Mass Effect movie.

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UnfairRepresent
03/31/2024
08:10 AM
#1
It pays better than your current job but you're the only actor

You will play every single character, good guys, bad guys, extras and they will then use CGI to make it look like they're all interacting. Like Michael Fassbender in Alien Covenant or Deep Roy in Willy Wonka.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/cea0c2d9.jpg

Would you do it?
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
pegusus123456
03/31/2024
08:13 AM
#2
God yes.

On the press circuit, I'll make sure to repeatedly mention that I've never played any of the Mass Effect games but I'm sure they're basically like Halo
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ANort
03/31/2024
08:17 AM
#3
I wanna say I could never do my favorite series dirty like that, but the prize...
Are we the baddies?
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pegusus123456
03/31/2024
08:18 AM
#5
totalnerdken posted...
Mr Pegasus123456, how will you be playing Garrus.

Pegasus123456: Well, let me just say this, wort wort wort. Thanks.
I assume this is a Halo reference, but I have also never played Halo.
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UnfairRepresent
03/31/2024
08:21 AM
#6
pegusus123456 posted...
I assume this is a Halo reference, but I have also never played Halo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=godn9FINqno
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
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pegusus123456
03/31/2024
08:25 AM
#7
UnfairRepresent posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=godn9FINqno
Don't tell me anything more about Halo, I want to make sure I know nothing about it when I say it's just like Mass Effect.
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ROBANN_88
03/31/2024
08:27 AM
#8
Not a chance in hell
If there was gonna be a Mass Effect movie, i would want it to be good and i am not a professional actor
Kremlin delenda est
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pegusus123456
03/31/2024
08:34 AM
#10
totalnerdken posted...
Just know the protagonist of Halo is "Professor Halo", that's his name. Make sure you constantly refer to him as that.
Don't be ridiculous, I obviously know Halo's protagonist is named Master Chef.
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LeCh0nk
03/31/2024
08:54 AM
#11
God yes. I'd need to work on my ass for the Miranda role, but it would be fun.
@('_')@
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pegusus123456
03/31/2024
09:04 AM
#13
totalnerdken posted...
You're right, you saw right through my plan to trick you.
I even know his famous catch phrase for whenever he's about to kill some tyranids: Allez Cuisine!
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W_S_C_M
03/31/2024
09:05 AM
#14
Sounds exhausting but it'd be an interesting experience and also a surefire way the movie flops
Peacefully non-compliant/non-conformist
CountCorvinus
03/31/2024
09:17 AM
#15
I should go.
"i genuinely hate people like you. you're as bad as they come. awful, just awful." - Mecha_Sonic
(THEY/THEM)
Srk700
03/31/2024
09:26 AM
#16
pegusus123456 posted...
Don't be ridiculous, I obviously know Halo's protagonist is named Master Chef.

For real?! I always thought his name was John Halo.
UnfairRepresent
03/31/2024
03:33 PM
#17
ANort posted...
I wanna say I could never do my favorite series dirty like that, but the prize...
It's a heavy risk
^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png
BucketCat
03/31/2024
03:41 PM
#18
idk, my acting skills make Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen look like top-tier actors in comparison lmao
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