Would you rather be Ben Shapiro or Steven Crowder?

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No isn't an option. It's happening. Only thing you can do is choose.

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I dont know either so I guess the one with more money?
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neither

i wanna be ben shapiro's brother-in-law >_>
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Ben Shapiro seems to generally enjoy his life so I guess him?
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
I dont know either so I guess the one with more money?
A big trumper not knowing these guys? Really? Come on.

Also, Shapiro because his sister's hot.
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They are both terrible, but Steven Crowder is much much worse.
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Compsognathus posted...
They are both terrible, but Steven Crowder is much much worse.
crowder is an a-hole, but shapiro wholeheartedly defends and supports israel's crimes against humanity in palestine; would consider the latter worse
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I don't really know who Crowder is but Benny is worth a lot more money. But then I wouldn't be able to bang Abigail Shapiro. A real catch 22.
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I'd rather look like Crowder
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LeCh0nk posted...
Also, Shapiro because his sister's hot.

W-wait, wouldn't this be why you'd pick the other guy, then? Unless...
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
I dont know either so I guess the one with more money?
No one is buying this dude
Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd.
TheMikh posted...
crowder is an a-hole, but shapiro wholeheartedly defends and supports israel's crimes against humanity in palestine; would consider the latter worse
Crowder domestically abused his pregnant wife and regularly sexually assaulted his staff.
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I thought Brett Cooper was Bens sister
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LeCh0nk posted...
Also, Shapiro because his sister's hot.

Uh...
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I hate that I have to choose but it's easily Shapiro.

I at least believe that he loves his family, even if he is a fucking piece of shit.

Meanwhile Crowder, is... well,

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LeCh0nk posted...
A big trumper not knowing these guys? Really? Come on.

Also, Shapiro because his sister's hot.

Pretty creepy since youre Shapiro in this scenario and you think your sister is hot. Its like some Joe Dirt type of shit. Hell, borderline Trump type of thinking.
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Ben Shapiro co-owns a large media network and (at least for now) appears to have a happy family life and no personal scandals other than far right political views.

Steven Crowder has all of Ben's negatives plus is an absolute fucking train wreck and a garbage tier human being even to his friends and family, and currently has lawsuits from his wife and his former friends tearing his business and personal life apart.
It's almost impressive how he's managed to burn every fucking interpersonal bridge imaginable. I saw the shit his former friend Jared and his ex-wife allege, and the dude is just a total monster in all facets of life.
streamofthesky posted...
Ben Shapiro co-owns a large media network and (at least for now) appears to have a happy family life and no personal scandals other than far right political views.

Steven Crowder has all of Ben's negatives plus is an absolute fucking train wreck and a garbage tier human being even to his friends and family, and currently has lawsuits from his wife and his former friends tearing his business and personal life apart.
It's almost impressive how he's managed to burn every fucking interpersonal bridge imaginable. I saw the shit his former friend Jared and his ex-wife allege, and the dude is just a total monster in all facets of life.

Dude could have taken a cool half a mil gig with the Daily Wire and coasted for the rest of his life and now he's just... that.
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Cemith posted...
I hate that I have to choose but it's easily Shapiro.

I at least believe that he loves his family, even if he is a fucking piece of shit.
This. I hate them both, but the way Crowder was treating his ex wife was terrible.
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Do I suddenly have his memories, personality, opinions, etc.? Or is it more like my mind in his body and life? I think my answer is still Ben Shapiro either way, but trying to decide if I'm just okay with it because I am Ben Shapiro and I don't realize what I tool I am, or if I could repudiate all his views, retire and walk away with tens of millions of dollars. Either way, sounds better than being Steven Crowder.
Thus I became a madman.
Shapiro 's sister .
Once you're aware of your own art, you can train yourself to identify and replicate the "good" ones...
And hands off the bad ones.
Ben. Smaller and less body fat, so it'd be easier to repeatedly punch myself in the nuts until I explode from it.
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As bad as Ben is, Steven is 10 times worst...from being a wife abuser to sexually harassing his coworkers like playing "tap the sac" and putting his ball sac on a sleeping employee (seems to be a theme and pattern with Steven Crowder lol). At worst, Ben has bad dry sex with his wife and a shitty rap career.
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Lil Benji bags his wood.

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a bullet in the head please!
Both are grifting zionists but Ben has the funny voice so I went with him.
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