If the Breakfast Club was made today

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Damn_Underscore
04/13/2024
12:42 PM
#1
The kids would be zoomers, the principal would be a boomer, and the janitor would be a millennial right?
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Drunk_Cobra
04/13/2024
12:43 PM
#2
They probably would not have had him squeeze her vagina
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Baron_Ox
04/13/2024
12:48 PM
#3
the principal would most likely be gen-x

I could also see the janitor being younger millennial/older zoomer
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Realforce
04/13/2024
12:58 PM
#4
Stop giving reboot ideas
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Verdekal
04/13/2024
01:24 PM
#5
Jud Nelson would have the bussin haircut.
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HylianFox
04/13/2024
02:03 PM
#6
I just recall the makeover they gave the quirky goth girl was hilariously bad
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tankboy
04/13/2024
02:39 PM
#7
It could not be made since there's no concept of detention anymore.
sabin017
04/13/2024
02:41 PM
#8
They'd be on their phones the whole movie.
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Turducken
04/13/2024
02:43 PM
#9
They...they wouldn't even be able to AFFORD breakfast...with the inflation and...yeah!!
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MICHALECOLE
04/13/2024
02:47 PM
#10
Theyd probably make the principal a black trans woman like in South Park
CRON
04/13/2024
02:49 PM
#11
The popular girl and the jock would be generic wannabe Tik Tok influencer types. The burnout/criminal would be a fentanyl addict blasting Eminem on a wireless speaker. The geek would be a racist edgelord blaming all his problems on the popular girl and the jock. The goth girl would be an insufferable pick-me e-girl type.

The movie would end after 30 minutes after the principal gets threatening voicemails from their parents threatening to sue the school district because of how inhumane detention is.
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Hayame_Zero
04/13/2024
02:51 PM
#12
Imagine if they kept Ally Sheedy's character's makeover. That part is largely reviled now.
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04/13/2024
12:01 PM
#13
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Full_Pokedex
04/13/2024
02:53 PM
#14
My sister told me Breakfast Club was slow and boring.
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MirageOfRuins
04/13/2024
02:56 PM
#15
Janitor of the custodial arts would be an elder millennial around 40s at the latest
Turbam
04/13/2024
02:57 PM
#16
I always thought that the principal looked like Vince McMahon
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Damn_Underscore
04/13/2024
02:58 PM
#17
MirageOfRuins posted...
Janitor of the custodial arts would be an elder millennial around 40s at the latest

I think the principal had to have been in his 40s in the original

60 is the new 40
Some guys have all the luck, Some guys have all the pain
Some guys get all the breaks, Some guys do nothing but complain
Revisited
04/13/2024
03:00 PM
#18
CRON posted...
the principal gets threatening voicemails from their parents threatening to sue the school district because of how inhumane detention is.
And the parents would be absolutely in the right

https://youtube.com/shorts/jRjG4HE2-2w
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