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hockeybabe89
04/13/2024
10:47 PM
#1
Fucking lose on the boss blind of ante 8 with $99,100

Fuck!
https://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png
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Irony
04/13/2024
10:47 PM
#2
Git gud
See profile pic
Jeff_AKA_Snoopy
04/14/2024
02:01 AM
#3
I haven't gotten past 5 yet, but I only got it 2 hours ago.

I had a really good thing going with a deck all about Flushes, and then boss 5 I couldn't play the same type of scoring hand twice. So.... I was fucked.
https://i.imgur.com/GWG5c3r.gif
evilpresident
04/14/2024
02:10 AM
#4
I've had that happen so many times. I am not good at game.
Nothing to report here
hockeybabe89
04/14/2024
02:15 AM
#5
I had sold the "Add 30 chips per face card" Joker just a few rounds earlier. Would have probably won it for me
https://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png
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evilpresident
04/14/2024
02:33 AM
#6
Last night, I had the Vampire card, the 'turn all faces into gold cards' card and the 'get a tarot when under $3' card.

Still fumbled by the time I got to the 560k one
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dancing_cactuar
04/14/2024
03:45 AM
#7
tfw I get a boss blind in a later ante that's "do it in just one hand bucko"
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3494f6aa.jpg
PS5s have liquid metal tech like the T-1000- AceCombatX
Game devs don't deserve money- Zithers, in a topic he made on a game site about artists deserving money.
evilpresident
04/14/2024
04:08 AM
#8
dancing_cactuar posted...
tfw I get a boss blind in a later ante that's "do it in just one hand bucko"
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3494f6aa.jpg
I hate that one. Managed to cheese it once with the '+3 hands, remove all discards' joker.
Nothing to report here
AuthenticZac
04/14/2024
03:51 PM
#9
Just had one hell of a run, managing 400+mil points. The star was definitely the Vegabond+clone combo, giving me a constant stream of tarot cards - so many modified kings. RNGesus was definitely smiling on me with all those multipliers too. Finally taken down by the "cards played this ante don't count" boss (15 kings just wasn't enough)https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/816c7e93.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/MUJCZY9.png
My Personal Backlog (I might have a problem) - https://i.imgur.com/prW4j12.png
dancing_cactuar
04/14/2024
08:21 PM
#10
Fucking hell at the Violet Vessel, I had a game with really good fucking jokers including a foil madness that stacked a high mult, and another high mult joker that was polychrome or something, and the madness joker fucking swallowed that one instead of quite literally any other joker, causing me to lose at the last leg only barely reaching 150k.
PS5s have liquid metal tech like the T-1000- AceCombatX
Game devs don't deserve money- Zithers, in a topic he made on a game site about artists deserving money.
evilpresident
04/15/2024
02:22 AM
#11
Violet Vessel and the one where you have to sell a Joker to remove the debuff are the most annoying ones.
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dancing_cactuar
04/15/2024
03:20 AM
#12
-Get joker that gives bonus chips to faces
-Get joker that gives mult when face is played
-Get polychrome that makes all cards faces
-Boss blind one time flips all face cards face down
-By sheer chance get 2 aces and kings winning the blind
-Proceed to win the run on a Violet Vessel despite not scoring many planets and tarots
This fucking game, sometimes the RNG gives me this, and sometimes it spits in my face.
PS5s have liquid metal tech like the T-1000- AceCombatX
Game devs don't deserve money- Zithers, in a topic he made on a game site about artists deserving money.
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