SydnieStarlight posted...
My dad screams like he's being murdered when he sneezes. He actually says "ah-choo", except it's like he has to scream the "ah" and whisper the "choo". I definitely don't think he used to do that, because I remember one day, well into adulthood, being taken completely by surprise by it. To make matters worse, he always sneezes in batches, three, four, even five times in a row. I think I once heard him sneeze
eight times
in succession!
People who only sneeze a single time seem weird to me. If I don't sneeze at least 3 times I always pause thinking another sneeze must just be delayed.
The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist.