Guy at the bar hit me with a new conspiracy theory I'd never heard before

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There's a somewhat compelling piece of that conspiracy where JP Morgan (or some other uber powerful banker/business type, but I believe it was him) had a special room for the voyage, but canceled his trip at the last minute and made out like a bandit when the thing sank or something like that.

It's almost certainly just a coincidence, but it's the type of thing that conspiracy theorists go fucking ape shit over.
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