My friend can't swim. We all collectively forgot then one birthday party someone pushed him into the pull and we all laughed then realized he couldn't swim and jumped in and helped him. That was a mistake and I feel real bad about it.
He just sinks like a stone, it's impressive. I also live on the Jersey shore so you'd think swimming would be a good thing to know.
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u223/chocolateFRESH/arts/kraid.png - Thanks GP cosmonaut!
http://i.imgur.com/TuJWAR8.jpg