We are not alone during hard times. God is with us*Allah, but I see your point
I just read every confession!Must have taken some time!
I love to bump topics. I am sir bumpy.Sir Bump-a-lot
Tulin is the best partner in TOTK!I still need to play that. And BotW. And all the other Switch Zeldas. And...
What exactly is a harpie?I think it's a shortening of harpy pie, but TC would know better I guess
One time I was playing Mario Kart and noticed Toad was the only non villian in the top 4. Then I went "Maybe Toad is a bad guy!"Toad: "Are we the baddies?"
I love watching old westerns with my grandparentsI enjoy traveling with my maternal grandpa. My maternal grandma has difficulties walking, my paternal grandma lives on the other side of the world and my maternal grandpa died a few years ago
I want to go to the moon to eat cheese!Cheese is a type of meat
You are awesome @Homeless_Waifu@Homeless_Waifu I have it on good authority that you are awesome. Would you care to comment?
Square has no clue that there were Final Fantasy games before part 7!And we all know Persona started with 3!
Dora is as dumb as ElmoSwiper no swiping (the 500 post)
I think women from Venus are hot. Oh wait aren't all women from Venus?you meAN ALIENS EXIST??
My first gun and my first sword were sticks I found on the ground as a kid!My sticks were lightsabers, because I found them cooler than swords at the time
teep is a big smelly nerd and should do the exams for Harpie instead of the confessions, big smelly nerds are good at exams and bad at confession topicsHey, I wear deodorant and perfume ;_;
I had a Animal Crossing dream last night. The weird part? I've not played a AC game since 2010.Don't feel bad, I am in my 30s and still have dreams about school. I then wake up saying "why am I having dreams like this?"
Square has no clue that there were Final Fantasy games before part 7!
And we all know Persona started with 3!And Elder Scrolls started with Skyrim! And Grand Theft....actually the first 2 were not that great so maybe it's the best nobody remembers them.
Cheese is a type of meatI'm flustered by your kind words
A tasty yellow beef
@Homeless_Waifu I have it on good authority that you are awesome. Would you care to comment?
And we all know Persona started with 3!
Swiper no swiping (the 500 post)
you meAN ALIENS EXIST??
My sticks were lightsabers, because I found them cooler than swords at the time
Hey, I wear deodorant and perfume ;_;
Supposedly teep has a huge hog or at least that's what I heard from all the cegals he's fuckedfrom all zero of them?
Happy Father's Day to all the dads!Happy Father's Day to all the dads
Which user is your rockstar?Hmmm. There's quite a few users I admire, including @MrMallard and even @Harpie herself, but my overall vote would probably go to Gamer99z. A very good guy in a very difficult situation. Unfortunately, it's been a few years since anyone's heard from him, and while I don't want to assume the worst, I don't think anyone ever will hear from him ever again :/
Last Christmas I stole all the Whoville's gifts!I always knew the Grinch posted on CE
You are amazing @Supersonic_pain@Supersonic_pain I have it on good authority that you are amazing. Would you care to comment?
The biggest problem with Luigi's Mansion was that it was pretty easy and too short (I remember that in 2001 I was upset it was over already, though I still enjoy it), while I found Dark Moon to be too long for the type of game it was. Part 3 was the perfect length though.I am a massive scaredy-cat when it comes to horror, so as much as I want to play Luigi's Mansion, I probably wouldn't be able to handle it
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Asian mangos >>>>>>>>>>>>> south American mangosword
Hi, my name is A. Non Amoyswhat does the A stand for???
Over 30 years later and I STILL sing do the Mario when I hear the Mario song.I sing along to the World 1-1 tune when I hear it
I want to find out if the sun wears cool shades or not!If you do fly to the sun, be sure to go at night!
Sometimes when I see Mortal Kombat's title I want shout it instead of just saying it!If I'm reading something in all-caps, I'll shout it or at least raise my voice
We need a sequel or a prequel!time to devote my life to making a time machine so I can go back to when this topic was made and make a sequel
I'm 5'2, so i do like short chicks or medium sized onesYou can like whoever you want. I like tall women also
from all zero of them?So I don't mean anything to you anymore!?
@Supersonic_pain I have it on good authority that you are amazing. Would you care to comment?Well, if that's what they said
So, is there a mrs. Teep? ;)TEEP is SINGLE and READY to MINGLE
You are neat @MissErika@MissErika I have it on good authority that you are neat. Would you care to comment?
I think Rapidash is awesome, he is my favorite fire Pokemon that isn't a starter or a legendary!Rapidash is awesome and the deserves better. I also feel that Flygon and Breloom deserve better
Is Spiderman strong? Listen bub, he's got radioactive blood!But so does the Hulk!
You (teep) wouldn't need to wear those things if you weren't SMELLY.Time to sit in the corner and think about my life. If only I had Burn Heal...
ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE!?! DAMMIT.Only the kind I'm planning to Ninja
Hopefully Harpie will read the ones she missedI hope so too, though with the sheer number I'd understand if she didn't want to.
So I don't mean anything to you anymore!?._.
Sometimes when I see Mortal Kombat's title I want shout it instead of just saying it!Don't we all?
First time I heard the name Calamity Ganon I was thinking it was a western character. Seriously, with a name like that it sounds like a cowboy name!Imagine LoZ as a Western. That'd rock
I'm not normally one to kink shame but i find liking being called/calling others daddy weird. Do these people just want to screw their own dads and just cope with calling someone their dadany daddies on CE want to chime in?
Did you know Gold and Silver were supposed to be the last Pokemon games?No, but iirc Iwata himself did some coding magic that allowed both Johto and Kanto to fit in the cartridge
@alexadorable is pretty cool@alexadorable I have it on good authority that you are pretty cool. Would you care to comment?
Whatever happened to whatever fashion thing was supposed to follow soft goth?we must have answers
Unfortunately Among Us and Fortnite still exist.I've played Fortnite but merely with friends. It's a good vehicle to spend time with online friends imo
I saw a kart race going on. I think someone shot a red shellNascar, but with blue shells. That is all
So Teep, have you read every confession in this topic yet?Did that before I stepped in. Even submitted a couple, and not just before I started posting them
That awkward moment when people are looking at you and all you can think is "please tell me my fly isn't down!"nooooooooooo
A few years ago I killed someone who was attempting to carjack me and my wife. He pulled a gun and wanted to take my wife with him. I charged him and shoved him pretty hard to the ground. He hit his head on the curb and never woke up. I dont feel any remorse or guilt over it. I didnt want to hurt or kill anyone but, I will protect my family. I was not arrested as this was ruled self defense. He had a gun and was intending to use it.That's pretty heavy stuff. Extremely brave of you to protect your wife!
Im a manager at a big box retail store. Some of my employees are really good at stocking and I bend over backwards to give them special perks. I forgive their attendance or let them take extra breaks or slack off. So long as they get the job done I feel guilty as some of them should be fired for attendance. But, they're my best stockers. I know for a fact i wont find a replacement for them. The labor pool is pretty bad.A good manager is an umbrella, whereas a bad manager is a funnel. The difference is in how they deal with shit from upper management headed for their reports
I once played Mario is Missing.Where's Wario
I remember while playing the original Animal Crossing how Betty the chicken said she was scared thst she might get cavities. And I was laughing, since, well, chickens don't have teeth!They don't? TIL!
Had I not gotten myself banned by making fake accounts I probably be a sage by now(._.)
Would you eat dehydrated nipple chips?I feel like that's too close to cannibalism for me to be comfortable with it
Good afternoon GameFAQS!Good evening, random CEperson!
I hate the look of the modern Ninja Turtles!The only exposure I've had to them is that new game. It seemed cool enough
You rock @BasedZamasu@BasedZamasu I have it on good authority that you rock. Would you care to comment?
Friendly reminder that respecting women means respecting people you aren't attracted to (:Women don't lose personhood just because they don't make your peepee hard
Hi ;)Howdy ;)
The only Pokerap I heard was from gen 2, as it was a special feature on the 2nd film.I had a VHS tape of some Kanto episodes with the Pokerap, but for the longest time I read it as Poke trap and thought the store had sold me a dud because I didn't get my pokemon catching device with it
I feel like that's too close to cannibalism for me to be comfortable with itI do indeed rock
Good evening, random CEperson!
The only exposure I've had to them is that new game. It seemed cool enough
@BasedZamasu I have it on good authority that you rock. Would you care to comment?
Women don't lose personhood just because they don't make your peepee hard
Howdy ;)
I had a VHS tape of some Kanto episodes with the Pokerap, but for the longest time I read it as Poke trap and thought the store had sold me a dud because I didn't get my pokemon catching device with it
I purposely broke 3 of my fingers to get out of a work event. I admit I have issues.My co-worker called in sick just for the day of the event
I remember that once I kept a NES game on pause so long the screen got indented into the TV set!That can happen with certain screen, both old and new
Hi, I'm your toothbrush! We makeout every day ;) -so if I use an electric toothbrush...
Bullock is the best modern artist ever beaten to be the most famous man everGoogling that just gives me Sandra
Love is a trip, but fucking is a sportARE THERE ASIAN GIRLS HERE? MINORITY REPORT
imma find Harpie and go to her workplace one day and sneak into the lunchroom and just rip a huge ass fart all over her lunch. bare ass no pants.but what if she's into it??
What's the difference between the justice system's cock and the N word? One came out of Trump's mouth, the other is gonna go into it.(._.)
I told my toaster that it's toast!I recently bought one for my new place. I barely use it
You were amazing last night @AirFresh sign ms. Car ;)was the exhaust pipe involved?
Favorite fighting game?I don't really play any, so I'll say P4AU since it's the only one I spent more than a few minutes playing
I went to Japan and got a girl knocked up. She doesn't know my name but, I know hers and found her social media. She's still single and raising my daughter who is now 10. She has no idea who I am and will never find me as I never told her my real name.
I dont know if mine got sent! I'll rsend it with more details! Went to Japan with my friend to visit for 2 weeks. We had a tour guide and she spoke English. We got along quite well. There was some mutual attraction. Half way end we had just spent the day at the bar when she offered me to come stay at her place for the night. We did the deed. Prior to us leaving she came up to me and said she was pregnant. I didnt use protection because I'm an idiot. I ghosted her. When my friend and I left we agreed never to talk about this again. Could it be someone else's? Maybe but, she was a loner and did have the baby. This was before social media really took off. I kind of fear she will track me down. But, it hasnt happened yet. I just found her on instagram. She's single but seems pretty happy.
I am youAnd you art I
Going AMA. What are some people who left the site and never returned that you misssee Post 456. Both Mallard and Gamer haven't returned (though I still talk to Mallard off-site, at least)
Me a mii!It's a Mii, Mario!
How old are you if you don't mind saying?29, turning the big 3-0 next year
Chin in tin from sti is not cinch to cinch on functional setup zero zero wifi I civic mode but it is the best modern day of my chin din tin still functional room will carpool still won well won won win Tim sin ssfPeter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
I shart in your general directionI play Glade in defense mode (we're using anime rules)
teep vs Harpie in a fight to the death. who wins? (other than CE)Harpie...and with that, my submissive kink <_<
You are neat @SugarFlakes@SugarFlakes I have it on good authority that you are neat. Would you care to comment?
I'm sleeping with my co-worker. Her husband doesn't know. I kind of feel bad because I have been manipulating her into doing it. Emotional and physically.Uff. Also above my pay grade
I find it sexist when people complain about how cis femboys are transphobic. People can't just like girly things without being a girl? I thought we left that shit 15 years in the pastThat's not a complaint I've come across, but I am admittedly not very active in the femboy community
Favorite food?If I had to pick just one? Pasta
I put Carolina Reaper sauce in my co-workers lunch. He doesn't know it was me. He had cramps all day. Serves him right for stealing my lunchLunch stealers deserve it
I might be trans.Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place :)
Im questioning why Im doing this. Ive done too many things to confess and I dont think the people could handle the truth.The truth? You can'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
I will always be hung up on somebody from 15 years ago that I also think is dead now since they just vanished.:( maybe they're not just dead but just moved or something? People do move far away; I moved countries when I was 18 and then moved to the other side of Germany last year
I am a robot from the future.Does my waifu ever become real??
Aaaaannnnd teep has been warned..I blame you, you set him up!
That topic got me modded, this one got me warnedIf all else fails, we can post it here:
Well we need a part 2 soon!More like fart 2.
Confession from me:I used to simp for WallStreetWolf
Bumps.Only bumping this to avoid it going away.
BTW, given we are towards the end of the topic, I think it be best if we keep replies to a minimum so we can get all (or as many) of the confessions left posted! (Part 2 soon though, here or maybe another board)
To 500!