Bacterian all the way. The weird shit that he could do would be great.
Him and Namu are the only real choices. Bacterian for the over the top stuff and Namu for an few actual moves. Giran pretty much has his gum, and RanFan has her ability to strip down to her skivvies.
Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now
that
was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran