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Giacomo_Hawkins
05/05/2024
10:41 AM
#52
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Garioshi
05/05/2024
10:44 AM
#53
I Wanna Lockpick

I'm not even sure I can beat that game lmao, I'm dead
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joaquintall
05/05/2024
10:51 AM
#54
Push-over for SNES. I'm not even 1/3 of the way through. My mom would likely rage quit before picking up the control. So yeah, I'm hooped.
legendary_zell
05/05/2024
11:51 AM
#55
FF7 Remake....not a chance in hell. She's never touched a controller in her life, no type of fast paced action game is possible.
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Autocraticus
05/05/2024
11:54 AM
#56
Breath of Fire 3. My mom played through and beat Earthbound before so I may have a shot.
JlM
05/05/2024
11:58 AM
#57
My mom has beaten more games than I have. She's finished a ton of survival horror type games.

The last game I played was probably Goat Simulator 3. She'd be able to save me.
I guess I'm something of a ne'er do well.
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Wedge_Antilles
05/05/2024
12:00 PM
#58
In no world is my mom winning a game of Stellaris. Hell, most gamers won't win their first game of Stellaris.
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Devilanse333
05/05/2024
12:00 PM
#59
WWE 2K24. If I am allowed to coach her on the controls, I got this. She plays Minecraft alot, so rasslin shouldnt be too much of a jump.
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Kradek
05/05/2024
12:01 PM
#60
Am I allowed to guide her? Do I have time for new game+?

Cause I don't think she'd inherently know about or how to unlock the mega buster in Dead Rising and there's no way she'd beat the main story from level 1 using only the natural weapons in the mall and strategy.
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DarkAssassin89
05/05/2024
12:01 PM
#61
Baldurs Gate 3. Being turn based I guess with infinite time shed eventually get there.
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SauI_Goodman
05/05/2024
12:01 PM
#62
I think she could beat toejam and earl on easy mode.
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SMAP-
05/05/2024
12:02 PM
#63
Not sure how you beat The Sims 4
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Boombam99
05/05/2024
12:02 PM
#64
MisterPengy posted...
1) Is there a time limit?
2) Is she allowed to use guides, look stuff up, etc?
3) Am I allowed to offer advice/strategies/explain how to do things?

I guess the time limit could be anything, lets say 6 months. She can look stuff up on her own, but you can't offer any advice or explain how to do anything. She has to learn on her own from the game or from her own research.
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pretzelcoatl
05/05/2024
12:03 PM
#66
Pokemon Violet. I think I'd survive. You can outgrind everything in those games.
Boombam99
05/05/2024
12:07 PM
#67
ToteAll posted...
My mom is pretty tech savvy for a 60 year old and she likes games, she just doesn't play then much.

But the last game I played was WoW.. what is beating WoW in your ruleset?


HmmmIve never played WoW, but I suppose for any kind of game that's constantly updated or is an ongoing gacha you can substitute the last game that actually has a concrete ending that you've played.
KStateKing17
05/05/2024
12:18 PM
#68
I think it was the Sims, so I think I'm fine.
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hyperskate65
05/05/2024
12:25 PM
#69
Thank god I didn't touch my controllers last night when I got home. Last game I played was Mario Party with my mom, funnily enough. She's good at it, she could beat it.
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ScazarMeltex
05/05/2024
12:33 PM
#70
Enclave posted...
Eiyuden Chronicle: Hundred Heroes

Shouldn't be a problem.
Lol same.
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lilORANG
05/05/2024
12:34 PM
#71
Monster Sanctuary

LOL I am definitely dead
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Enclave
05/05/2024
01:38 PM
#72
AceMos posted...
LOVE that game was so damn good

It's phenomenal, I've been taking my time playing it, don't want to rush.
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specialkid8
05/05/2024
01:45 PM
#73
BG3. It's a mountainous game but I think with the proper mods, and skipping almost everything I could get her through it.
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MorbidEngel
05/05/2024
01:47 PM
#74
You can't actually beat Tetris on Gameboy so
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a-c-a-b
05/05/2024
01:48 PM
#75
Eiyuden Chronicle: Hundred Heroes

I don't think she's ever played a video game in her life, but it's a turn-based RPG, so I'm sure she could figure it out if she really wanted to and used a guide.

The real question is whether or not she would care enough to even try.
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TroutPaste
05/05/2024
01:49 PM
#76
Ys 1
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Sephiroth_C_Ryu
05/05/2024
01:50 PM
#77
Considering she never played any game, and the last game I played is Against The Storm, which is basically a roguelite city builder and thus has a questionable definition of "can you beat it" to begin with (we could maybe say unlock all the seals? I myself have only just started though)...

Yep, I'm doomed.

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DarthAragorn
05/05/2024
02:04 PM
#78
is there a time limit and does she know I'll die if she doesn't
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kirbymuncher
05/05/2024
03:02 PM
#79
Garioshi posted...
I Wanna Lockpick

I'm not even sure I can beat that game lmao, I'm dead
most dead person in this topic tbh
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RetuenOfDevsman
05/05/2024
03:13 PM
#80
kirbymuncher posted...
most dead person in this topic tbh
I'm just waiting for somebody who last played QWOP to show up.
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